Voicemail

[notaweenie]

This Barry. If you're calling about that mess of a portal at the end of the hallway that looks like a glowing woman's you-know-what, I'm fucking working on it, okay? Seriously, fuck off. Otherwise leave a message.

Comments

[stacyexperiment]

[From here]

"I mean, that's nice and all but I'm really pretty sure we weren't going to have kids together anyway."

[notaweenie]

[Went here, here and here]