Voicemail

[spin_kick_snap]

"Hi there, you've reached the voicemail of Kathy Li. Leave a message and I'll get back to you."

Comments

[myownface]

"Oh my god. Oh my god oh my god I totally just took so many notes. So, you know, I might be a little bit traumatized now, I think? But it can't hurt knowing like thirteen thousand ways to destroy a man without ever going anywhere near his balls."

A beat.

"So thanks I guess?"

[Redirected from here!]

[spin_kick_snap]

[And going here]