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[bestatmystery]

"Hello! You have reached the fancy new mobile of Charlotte Grote, which her mother has purchased for her because she is about to embark on a GRAND ADVENTURE and Mum reserved the right to hover from afar."

*beep*

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[spin_kick_snap]

[From here]

"Wait a minute--why aren't you going near guys' balls? I'm so confused. Just what are you taking notes on, exactly?"

[bestatmystery]

[sent here!]