I want a girl who stays up late
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity
Who used a machette to cut through red tape
With fingernails that shine like justice
And a voice that is dark like tinted glass
She is fast and thorough
And sharp as a tack
She's touring the facility
And picking up slack
There's SHO-NUFF-PLENNY of slack around here that ( Read more... )

When life was slow and oh, so mellow.
Try to remember the kind of September
When grass was green and grain was yellow.
Try to remember the kind of September
When you were a tender and callow fellow.
Try to remember, and if you remember,
Then follow.
Surprisingly, this song IS orc-related. I'll 'splain in a moment ( Read more... )

Let's skip the formalities. You know why you're here. I know why you're here.

Here is... orc-related news.

I finished my seventh today.

Taarg with fancy codpiece...

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Paint myself in blue and red and black and gray
All of the beautiful colors are very very meaningful
Grey is my favorite color
I felt so symbolic yesterday
If I knew Picasso
I would buy myself a grey guitar and play
First, a non-orc-related rant about what I saw in the grocery store ( Read more... )

A proper motorcrash
Lots of spectators
I rushed to the center
Saw the injured parents
Cuts on the children
An awful motorcrash
So dangerous motorcrash
So terribly bloody
Motorcrash
Destructive motorcrash Not that this really has to do jack-sprat with anything that happened to me today. The closest thing to that I saw was one van with a ( Read more... )

Close your eyes and think of this
If the rumors floating in your head all turn to facts
Close your eyes and think of this

it is late -- me is sleepy

But..I am feeling quite victorious for having accomplished two things.

1) I finished up another episode of 28mm Theatre, this one entitled Kharg Trek. No I've not yet added it to the Slideshow. ( Read more... )

But I like to come here to remember
The kind of places you took me
Like the time we stole a Datsun
And drove all night to the everglades
Until we crashed it in a big electric storm
And stood there listening to the bayou rain
I got an unexpected belated birthday present today from a good friend and fellow Revenator ( Read more... )

An-dover-lordzee-dogres
A nerdle-lee-dogres too
Wooden-yoo?You have to SING it to get its True Meaning ( Read more... )

I saw two books at the checkout at Kroger a few days ago. One was called "How to Live Longer for Dummies" and the other was "Pregnancy for Dummies".

Gee-whiz THAT'S all we need.. dummies hatching seven generations of new dummies before they croak!

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In other non-dummy-related news...for you men out there, here is what girls REALLY want.

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Always lets the people cuff ( Read more... )