ACT XXXV. Reform School for Misguided Sluts

[spiidfreakbarbi]

So I sprung an idea for a social experiment today

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[spiidfreakbarbi]

Yeah that would be the ultimate trick.
But I don't want to kill her...at least not directly.
There's a 95% chance my guinea pic is going to be bulimic.

[spiidfreakbarbi]

*pig

[kaorii_niiht]

I think you're my better half. I have ONE friend that has a vagina but we both act pretty macho so I suppose it's alright. Women are the devil, stay away from them.

Ugh, could you stop being so awesome for half a second so I can catch my breath? Lol, btw I'd love for you to make me into a respectable gamer chick of nerd-class society. Just like "My Fair Lady" but without all the singing.

[spiidfreakbarbi]

I have two girl friends.
One is crazy like the rest of them, I have to admit but she doesn't do it around me, and I love her like crazy.
And the other shares my views.

[kaorii_niiht]

That's hot, I'll try to keep it in my pants when you start talking.

(PS Isn't it a riot to drop the "I've slept with more girls than you have" card with a group of guys?) :P

[spiidfreakbarbi]

I've never had sex with a girl. :[
Maybe it's just where I live, but all the girls here are AWFUL.
And every girl I ever like is either from a comic book, a porn star,
or doesn't want anything to do with me.
So I am a virgin of sexual relations with females...sadly....

[vanity_ruins]

I love your kind. I hope you take over the planet.

[vanity_ruins]

PS get the fuck on aim, cunt. <3

[spiidfreakbarbi]

I hope so too. And I will lead the uprising.
And my computer won't hold a connection long enough for me to use aim, because it TAKES IT UP THE ASS. :[

[vanity_ruins]

It totally does.
You should fix it.

[spiidfreakbarbi]

I'm working on it...
Actually I'm not.
I'm putting off working on it because I know it will make me angry.