I think you're my better half. I have ONE friend that has a vagina but we both act pretty macho so I suppose it's alright. Women are the devil, stay away from them.
Ugh, could you stop being so awesome for half a second so I can catch my breath? Lol, btw I'd love for you to make me into a respectable gamer chick of nerd-class society. Just like "My Fair Lady" but without all the singing.
I have two girl friends. One is crazy like the rest of them, I have to admit but she doesn't do it around me, and I love her like crazy. And the other shares my views.
I've never had sex with a girl. :[ Maybe it's just where I live, but all the girls here are AWFUL. And every girl I ever like is either from a comic book, a porn star, or doesn't want anything to do with me. So I am a virgin of sexual relations with females...sadly....
Ugh, could you stop being so awesome for half a second so I can catch my breath? Lol, btw I'd love for you to make me into a respectable gamer chick of nerd-class society. Just like "My Fair Lady" but without all the singing.
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One is crazy like the rest of them, I have to admit but she doesn't do it around me, and I love her like crazy.
And the other shares my views.
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(PS Isn't it a riot to drop the "I've slept with more girls than you have" card with a group of guys?) :P
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Maybe it's just where I live, but all the girls here are AWFUL.
And every girl I ever like is either from a comic book, a porn star,
or doesn't want anything to do with me.
So I am a virgin of sexual relations with females...sadly....
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