words cannot describe how much i itch.

Dear Benjamin Knepper,

I have recently purchased your Edges.

Lick my twat.

Respectfully,
Katie Jones

why can't i just give up on some people?

i spent this beautiful labor day weekend in cincinnati drinking port, watching college football, shopping, and doing various other things i could've done from the comfort of my own home if i weren't completely obsessed with hotels. i think i visited the lobby of every hotel in the whole effing city, because... well, you know ( Read more... )

LIBERTY, EQUALITY AND POWER.

List ten songs that you are currently digging... it doesn't matter what genre they are from, whether they have words, or even if they're no good but they must be songs you're really enjoying right now. Post these instructions, the artists, and the ten songs in your blog. Then tag five other random people to see what they're listening to ( Read more... )

the abs diet is ruining my life. there's nothing to eat around here. i just had a power bar.

kill me now.

i'm really tired all the time. my mom thinks that flintstones vitamins will remedy this. i don't agree ( Read more... )

"let's suffocate racism. and get in all of your volunteer hours for beta club ( Read more... )

maya angelou was just on a commercial for the v-chip.

wtf.