well since im leaving this lame not interesting journal i figured id leave behind one of my storys i had on fd.net

( 2 men and a baby )

i made a new lj

by some odd chance u actually want me to add u to it

then reply and ill tell u wot it is

but i wont get my hopes up

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do you work at subway?

cos baby you just gave me a footlong

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin
That's what I said.
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read.
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo.
I love to sink her with my pink torpedo.
Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about bum cakes,
My gal's got 'em.
Big bottom,

WOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO!

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ok i was randomly looking at some site and i came upon this, david disturbingly looks like my sister, my older sister who just turned 40, now that cant be a good thing can it, no, just thought id share it with ya'll


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love ya car