Paging Dr. Freud

[spiderine]

On the Green line today there was the most drool-worthy Boston skinhead. Meaning, pretty much the same as any generic American skinhead except rather than white-supremacist tattoos, he was covered in Celtic and Catholic symbolism tattoos. If I'd have had half a chance of getting away with it I'd have gone and whispered in his ear, "I'll suck your

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[turkchief]

I thought that pretty much WAS the definition of a Cougar....TC

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[spiderine]

Nah, you have to be good looking and someone a young man might want to fuck. A "MILF" type. Otherwise it's just being a horny and pathetic middle-aged woman. :)

BTW, about your suggestion on one of my voice posts: you really think that the powers that be in the nuthouse would let me host a game of "Vampire"? LOLOLOLOLOL! I love your optimism. :D

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[turkchief]

A frinds Dad got through 2 year in the stripey hole by running a D&D game. Didn't realize the jug was stricter than jail....TC

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[spiderine]

Vampires are morbid, honey. I was on suicide watch. A different game than "Vampire" MAYBE, but a game about things that are dead? NO way!

[darthhellokitty]

an overweight 45 year old woman does not count as a "cougar"

I beg to differ! XD XD XD

[spiderine]

Nah, you have to be good looking and someone a young man might want to fuck. A "MILF" type. Otherwise it's just being a horny and pathetic middle-aged woman. :)

You posted a recent picture last year....

[turkchief]

Stop selling yourself short.....TC

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[spiderine]

Perhaps. Thank you. :)

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[turkchief]

I calls'em like I sees'em....TC

[thaddeusfavour]

Whoo hoo! :P

[mamadeb]

I've been hanging out online with a bunch of teenagers and twenty-somethings. To them, the definition of a cougar is, precisely, a desperate and probably overweight woman over forty. Or sometimes thirty.

Never has my username been more appropriate.

They ARE sweet enough to tell me I'm not a cougar because, um. I'm not desperate? Something? I AM married to a (slightly) younger man. :)

[spiderine]

Great. *sigh* I thought a cougar was someone a young man would *want* to fuck, but I guess that's too much to even ask for.

You're not a "cougar" because you're frum. You're a nice, married, religious woman who covers her hair and never would ever think about sex with anyone other than her husband. *cough* Yah. Right.

That's the weird bit for me, I think. I'm not religiously observant, but I am "losing my looks" (as the saying goes) and it gets me really angry when I can *tell* that younger people think that just because I'm older and fatter now, I was *never ever* young and hot and gorgeous. And of course, I wouldn't know the first thing about sex, because I've never had any! (*rolls eyes*)

[mamadeb]

These kids don't know I'm frum, not really. I don't talk about it much. I do talk about being married and happily so, so maybe that's it.

I think, though, it's just that they like me and therefore I'm not icky.

(Um. It's true about the no thinking. I'm totally wired for monogamy. Even with all the slash I write, none of it is ME.)

I never WAS hot and gorgeous. I'll grant you "young", and I'm glad that's over. I've always looked more or less as I do now.

[spiderine]

You cover your hair, and dress in a way that's obviously "modest". To me, the hair covering is a "ping", but I grew up around various levels of Jewish observance, so if I saw any woman with modest clothing and wearing a wig or kerchief, I'd immediately think "frummie". :)

I didn't mean to imply you had thoughts of non-monogamy, just that you write male/male pornography. Sorry I said it badly.