Oh. My. God.

Jun 21, 2010 17:01

Hi.
My name is Santana Lopez.
And I'm incredibly offended right now.

Please, tell me he's not serious. How DARE he ruin my most FAVOURITE song?

I'm suddenly appreciative of your personality, Kurt.

Am I the only one to be seriously offended by this?
Mercedes!?

he can't be serious!, oh my god., kill it with fire, what the fuck, offended, pissed off, is he related to kurt?, what the hell?

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ducksinhats June 22 2010, 00:14:07 UTC
Hi!

He...sounds like a cartoon character. A scary one.

I think I might have nightmares...

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spicycheerio June 22 2010, 00:32:31 UTC
Hi Brittany! (:
And oh yes he does, I know.

Turn your pillow upside down to get rid of nightmares, okay?

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ducksinhats June 22 2010, 00:34:14 UTC
My pillow? Do pillows control dreams? Awesome. I'll totally do that! Thanks, S!

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spicycheerio June 22 2010, 00:36:34 UTC
They obviously do.
No problem, Britt. (:

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elphabahummel June 22 2010, 00:30:44 UTC
No Santana, he is not related to me.

I actually want to inflict physical violence on him, possibly with a tazer. I am incredibly offended by everything about him - seriously. For a moment I almost understood what terrifies Azimio and Karofsky.

On the upside, I now appreciate your rendition far more.

Kill it, kill it, kill it, kill it. Burn it. Give it to Puck.

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spicycheerio June 22 2010, 00:35:20 UTC
Just checking. ;)

You own a tazar...? Awesome.
At least you don't freaking giggle like a mad man.
If you laughed like that... oh my god.

Well, OBVIOUSLY.

I can only IMAGINE what Puck would do.

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elphabahummel June 22 2010, 02:26:24 UTC
Promise to tazer Puck for me and you can borrow it. And if I laughed like that, I would dumpster-toss myself. Actually I would let Jacob Ben Israel dumpster toss me.

Not that I didn't before of course, you are always fabulously catty.

Pee on it to defend his masculinity?

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spicycheerio June 22 2010, 04:59:37 UTC
Ouch, Hummel. That's low...
I would too.

Flattery won't get you anywhere, Hummel. ;)
But thanks!

HAHA- or beat the living daylights out of him.

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spicycheerio June 22 2010, 05:02:00 UTC
Or get angry, whatever works for you.

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spicycheerio June 22 2010, 05:00:04 UTC
I KNOW! GODDAMNIT, I KNOW.

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qbhudson June 22 2010, 04:38:57 UTC
I don't want to sound, like, homophobic or anything, but that guy is really annoying. Like, REALLY annoying.

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spicycheerio June 22 2010, 05:01:03 UTC
Homophobia is accepted if your introduction to gay people is this.
And he's BEYOND annoying.

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