Comments | spicycheerio: WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY. THAT'S RIGHT GOD. FUCKERY.

spicycheerio

WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY. THAT'S RIGHT GOD. FUCKERY.

Jun 03, 2010 22:46

I decided to wait to open the results of my career aptitude test until I got home. It was obviously going to be something like: "Champion Cheerleader" or like "The Next Shakira" so I , me being the nicest person in the entire fucking world, I brought it home so nobody would get jealous. I know. I'm considerate. Thoughtful. And I look good. (+ My ( Read more... )

who: anita, who: god, what: pissed off, what: fuck my life, what: career apitutude

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spicycheerio June 4 2010, 05:55:12 UTC

Sensible? Sensible my freaking ass, I can't have children!
Or the thing before it. I actually don't care about kids.

Anita can't come to the computer right now. (:
/Screaming in the background.

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spicycheerio June 4 2010, 05:58:39 UTC

Housewife?

What did you get, Fabray?
But everyone knows you like God.

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ducksinhats June 4 2010, 06:04:23 UTC

Those things nuns have to wear are ugly. I bet you'll find a way to make them look hot though.

Wait - aren't nuns, like...old?

spicycheerio June 4 2010, 06:06:03 UTC

DO I LOOK OLD TO YOU, BRITTANY?

And not even I could make those god-awful outfits look good.
I don't get it.
If god wanted women, why the hell did he put them in those?

ducksinhats June 4 2010, 06:12:42 UTC

No. You look pretty young. But not like, kid young. You look your age.

God is confusing. Those hat things are ugly. I hope you don't have to wear one. Does that mean, like...no more sex?

spicycheerio June 4 2010, 06:21:57 UTC

Obviously. I knew that.

I don't know. I don't know.
Ask God.

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full_commando June 4 2010, 06:07:58 UTC

...wait. does this mean no more sexts?

spicycheerio June 4 2010, 06:09:24 UTC

I'll pray for forgiveness after.

Just call me Sister Lopez. ;)

full_commando June 4 2010, 06:11:27 UTC

I'm jewish

jesse_st_james June 4 2010, 07:38:44 UTC

I'm glad we never had sex, for a multitude of reasons.

spicycheerio June 4 2010, 07:39:36 UTC

Were you ever considering having sex?
Har. Har. Har. Funny Jesse.

jesse_st_james June 4 2010, 07:51:33 UTC

I rather got the impression you were, at times. I'm gay now, so you can tell me.

spicycheerio June 4 2010, 07:53:08 UTC

Eh, you got me.

So like, why don't you go hit on Kurt? He's on Cheerio's too.

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elphabahummel June 4 2010, 08:51:16 UTC

A Nun.

You are a Nun? You are a bisexual sexting nun?

Can we all just wake up from this? Please, I would like to get out of Oz now.

At least you got all of the sex out of they way first.