WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY. THAT'S RIGHT GOD. FUCKERY.

[spicycheerio]

I decided to wait to open the results of my career aptitude test until I got home. It was obviously going to be something like: "Champion Cheerleader" or like "The Next Shakira" so I , me being the nicest person in the entire fucking world, I brought it home so nobody would get jealous. I know. I'm considerate. Thoughtful. And I look good. (+ My

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[jesse_st_james]

I'm glad we never had sex, for a multitude of reasons.

[spicycheerio]

Were you ever considering having sex?
Har. Har. Har. Funny Jesse.

[jesse_st_james]

I rather got the impression you were, at times. I'm gay now, so you can tell me.

[spicycheerio]

Eh, you got me.

So like, why don't you go hit on Kurt? He's on Cheerio's too.

[jesse_st_james]

Sure, fine. He's... cute? Right? This is going to take some getting used to.

[spicycheerio]

Not my type.
Yours maybe.