"I'm not dead yet..."

[spentpenny]

I have to make appointments with the dentist for a painful tooth, the dermatologist for a scary mole, the optometrist for my annual eye exam, and the gynecologist for normal lady-stuff, but which will probably result in the doc telling me I have to either quit smoking or stop taking birth control. I hate it when people are right about me having to

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[euqort]

You'll totally quit smoking if you're pregnant. Problem SOLVED. oh....wait....