I saw this woman Clarissa today. She looks something like Victoria Beckham or Joanne Catherall. Maybe it’s her haircut.

Went over to help Mr. Burrows throw out the massive amount of junk and papers at his house. He has briefs from all of his old legal cases. At one time, he sued everyone about everything. I understood one of his ancestors was a Director of the British East India Company, so he has money for such a hobby ( Read more... )

Brick and I went to help Jaromy, a security guard who lives in the estate down the road.

Jaromy would trade his left testicle to be a police constable. (he actually was one up North for a year, but that is another story)

Jaromy saw the episode of Top Gear where the guys purchase old used cars and modify them to be police vehicles. Jaromy thought ( Read more... )

Just had an e-mail from Fiji Clive!

His tour will be over in May. I wouldn't be surprised if he came back with the riches of the country in his knapsack. If there's slightly dodgy business going on, Fiji Clive will be in the middle of it, getting the better of everyone.

So then, Brick came back from his weekend trip to Calais. He's had this interest lately about fine wine and cheese. I told him Calais was a bit of a tourist trap, but he had no money to go any further ( Read more... )

I think they need to change the oil in the chip pan more often. I wasn't feeling very well after eating and neither was Brick. (to be honest, lots of things make Brick feel unwell)

Why is it that a shower feels so good after working all day?

We were supposed to have a course this week featuring a well-known, respected employee. This guy has been on the job for donkey's years, and I'd trust his judgment on most things ( Read more... )

I drove Harry and Jay to lunch yesterday. They were too polite to say anything, but my car stinks! I need to spend some time clearing the trash out, cleaning the upholstery, and spraying some deodorant around.

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