Comments | spen_lit: You can always trust me to have a sunny disposition, cancha?

spen_lit

You can always trust me to have a sunny disposition, cancha?

Feb 15, 2005 22:52

I thought it would be a good idea to throw a Valentine's Day party ( Read more... )

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somerled February 16 2005, 12:12:25 UTC

Twenty-four of them? (Packs of sugar, I mean, not people in the bathroom)

Have you seen The Fly?

spen_lit February 16 2005, 13:37:47 UTC

Yeah, I saw it years ago.

emperorsamir February 16 2005, 16:10:11 UTC

parties suck when that shit happens. no respect...

spen_lit February 16 2005, 20:06:10 UTC

No respect at all, and they didn't even want to clean it up.

Assholes, I tell ya'.

the_p0pe February 16 2005, 17:10:41 UTC

It's true. We can always count on you to have a sunny disposition.

What you should have done was locked them in the bathroom.

spen_lit February 16 2005, 20:07:45 UTC

I would have locked them in the bathroom under two circumstances:

1. There was a lock on the outside as opposed to the inside of the door,

2. I trusted that they wouldn't do anything stupid in their drunken slender, like break the bathroom window to get out.

You can see my contention here, I'm sure.

the_p0pe February 16 2005, 20:17:01 UTC

In this case, the fact that the bathroom has a window throws my suggestion right out of the window.

As for the lock, well, you should keep more rope around the house.

All in all, was there any major damage done ?

spen_lit February 16 2005, 20:26:57 UTC

No. Nothing major.

Someone broke a perfume bottle and the toilet set, but other than that, there were just mystery spots all over the floor - though these spots were the majority of my concern.

seltix February 16 2005, 19:02:37 UTC

valentine's day sucks anyway.
this is just your addition to the list of "reasons why."

spen_lit February 16 2005, 20:09:02 UTC

You're absolutely right. Valentine's Day does suck and if anything, my shitty party made the whole day better!

What does that tell you about Hallmark-invented holidays?

the_p0pe February 16 2005, 20:17:18 UTC

They are Good For The Economy(tm)

spen_lit February 16 2005, 20:28:39 UTC

I fucking hate the economy because no one needs a reason to get a girl some flowers or gorge yourself on chocolate.

You can do those things any time and if you can't, your issues extend deeper than simply a made up holiday, ya' know?

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cynical5679 February 17 2005, 02:43:09 UTC

dammit my invite must have been lost in the mail.

spen_lit February 17 2005, 03:33:09 UTC

You would have wanted to kill everone just like I did.

cynical5679 February 17 2005, 03:48:36 UTC

well, I woulda helped you dig the graves.

spen_lit February 17 2005, 04:51:19 UTC

I hope you would have helped me kill all of my friends....

We could practice King Fu on them...

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