You can always trust me to have a sunny disposition, cancha?
I thought it would be a good idea to throw a Valentine's Day party.
I was wrong.
I realized the consequence of my decision shortly after midnight when, from my bathroom, I hear a group of people moaning, pounding, and breaking things.
As people began to wake up this morning, I made it very clear to all of them that I wouldn't step foot in my bathroom until someone cleaned the floor, which appeared to blotched with mystery spots.
At this late hour, I still haven't been able to use my damn bathroom.
Un relatedly, I've managed to hit an all time low in healthy decision making:
I put twenty-four sugar packets into my Starbucks coffee this afternoon. And I drank the whole damn thing.
If I happen to develop a terrible case of diabetes and drop dead atop a thirty-pound pile of sugar, just know that I hated you all.
I was wrong.
I realized the consequence of my decision shortly after midnight when, from my bathroom, I hear a group of people moaning, pounding, and breaking things.
As people began to wake up this morning, I made it very clear to all of them that I wouldn't step foot in my bathroom until someone cleaned the floor, which appeared to blotched with mystery spots.
At this late hour, I still haven't been able to use my damn bathroom.
Un relatedly, I've managed to hit an all time low in healthy decision making:
I put twenty-four sugar packets into my Starbucks coffee this afternoon. And I drank the whole damn thing.
If I happen to develop a terrible case of diabetes and drop dead atop a thirty-pound pile of sugar, just know that I hated you all.