As the day nears, and preparations leave me little time to write, let me just say that I thank God for allowing me to be part of the United States of America. There are so many things to cherish in this country. I, like other patriots, spend more time and ascii being vexed at her flaws. But even those flaws are mostly the exesses of her virtues: I ( Read more... )

We've discovered the real cause for global warming...Lack of pirates!


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Your Birthdate: February 22
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You want all of me
Do I want all of You?
Or just the parts that don't cause me to change?

Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 130 proof, with specific scores in beer (100) , wine (83), and liquor (78). Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the ( Read more... )

Bold the movies you've seen
Italic the ones you've seen part of
Underline the movies you own and add three

01. Trainspotting
02. Shrek
03. M
04. Dogma
05. Strictly Ballroom
06. The Princess Bride
07. Love Actually
08. The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Rings
09. The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
10. The Lord of the Rings: The ( Read more... )

why do i feel like i can't talk to anyone?

oh yeah. because no one wants to listen.

1. First Name: Kenneth ( Read more... )

You scored as Catholic.

Catholic
100%
Jewish
80%
Cult
70%
Christian
50%
Anarchist
25%
Buddhist
15%
Religion
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