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Writer's Block: Fight or flight
When i was a kid staying at my grandparents house, I got in trouble for some reason i don't remember. I stormed off in a rage, stomping up the stairs with my blue teddy bear in my arms. At the top of the stairs i took Blue Ted by the legs and swung him at the bannister, his poor furry head slammed off the wood and i can still hear the crack of ( Read more... ) -
the universe in balance...i hate balance.... but it does end with a wedding
There i was lying in bed having a lovely cosy sleep in...mmm.
Then my mother called me....It would be really nice if i went and helped my dad unblock my sisters sewer... ahem...reallly nice.... its not a request...get your ass down there.....
what the hell its not even nine am
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COMMUNISTS!!!
Huzzah
Since i live in an evil backward Socialists utopian hell....
Today the State has decided to bestow upon me the most evil of Socialist deprivations.... Social Welfare Payments
Such a terrible thing will only encourage me not to get a job and lead to me sponging off the state forever, never developing or growing, eventually destined to die ( Read more... ) -
A Questionable Gift
When a very lovely young lady gives you twelve bottles of Buckfast for your birthday there is only one question....
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Good Golly..... doublethink, i think..
I've been meaning to post this for ages, ever since i got back from All Tomorrow's Parties in Butlins, Minehead.
Its a strange place, a nice old town and seafront promenade, which gives way to the flashing lights of the arcades and slot machines before ending at the logical conclusion that is Butlins.
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awww defeated by linear time
My plan to document my life one year at a time until my birthday has faltered horribly. there is no way i can cram the next twenty years into the next week so i have decided to abandon the deadline and just tootle along at a pace that can work. So probably about the next month or so. Its also because i can't find the photo albumn with 1989 in it ( Read more... ) -
1988.... The Millenium
In Ireland we always like to consider ourselves as being ahead of our times and so we decided to celebrate the Millenium in 1988, screw you rest of the world
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Damn you ...damn you all to hell... ;)
Feeling all grrrr this evening, even though i am going away for a weekend of fabulous drunken festival fun ( Read more... ) -
1987... the oil is gone... where's the bronze when you need em
Yay by 1987 the oil spill had managed to be washed off the best beach in Dingle, it's a brilliant beach because it is terrifying. There are always huge waves slamming you into the ground and washing you up the beach...its brilliant fun
I have on more than one occasion lost my swim trunks and best of all...there is always the chance of seeing some ( Read more... )
