It’s been a month since the last update of “Savage Beauty”, as I’ve been concentrating on “Angel of the Morning”, but here is another chapter at last. Rating PG-13. I think. 4,390 words
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Heeeeeeeeeee! Drusilla kicking ass was just... *snorf*
“We are losing,” the whaler informed his boss. “Elvar has left the building.”
As someone who had "Elvis has left the building" drills every month through all of grade school: HA!
Oh, it’s no use you trying to look tough now, Father. You are only succeeding in looking hairy and unattractive, and - pooh! - you are very smelly! Even the other whalers are repelled by your various odours.
Anya is love. In fact that whole exchange was the most brilliant thing evah, and I'd have to quote the whole thing to get all the funny parts. So I'll just say that Anya is hysterical and leave it at that.
“Sounds good to me,” Gunn smiled. “And after that, maybe we could have pizza?”
OK, Gunn wins the universe. Spike should so have said that to her on the show. *nods vigorously*
And Ethan and Giles acting all stuffy is cracking me up. Quite. :P
When I saw Magnús Magnússon, I knew some sort of Mastermind thing was coming - but I applaud you in getting in that second one. It was both surprising and amusing. And as for the "Be in me", it's so vulgar, and yet so funny.
I seem to be talking/typing very oddly, so I'm going to now.
Elvar has left the building, Rayne and Snow Wags finger at you. “I could go for that,” Faith agreed, and wriggled. “I could ride you at a gallop until your legs buckled and your eyes rolled up. I've got muscles you've never even dreamed of. I could squeeze you until you pop like warm champagne and you'd beg me to hurt you just a little bit more.” “Sounds good to me,” Gunn smiled. “And after that, maybe we could have pizza?” Hee! The perfect capper, too bad ME isn't as clever as you.
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This just gets better and better. Loving every word.
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“We are losing,” the whaler informed his boss. “Elvar has left the building.”
As someone who had "Elvis has left the building" drills every month through all of grade school: HA!
Oh, it’s no use you trying to look tough now, Father. You are only succeeding in looking hairy and unattractive, and - pooh! - you are very smelly! Even the other whalers are repelled by your various odours.
Anya is love. In fact that whole exchange was the most brilliant thing evah, and I'd have to quote the whole thing to get all the funny parts. So I'll just say that Anya is hysterical and leave it at that.
“Sounds good to me,” Gunn smiled. “And after that, maybe we could have pizza?”
OK, Gunn wins the universe. Spike should so have said that to her on the show. *nods vigorously*
And Ethan and Giles acting all stuffy is cracking me up. Quite. :P
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Remember to think of that being said in an Icelandic accent!
Glad you're still liking it.
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I seem to be talking/typing very oddly, so I'm going to now.
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“I could go for that,” Faith agreed, and wriggled. “I could ride you at a gallop until your legs buckled and your eyes rolled up. I've got muscles you've never even dreamed of. I could squeeze you until you pop like warm champagne and you'd beg me to hurt you just a little bit more.”
“Sounds good to me,” Gunn smiled. “And after that, maybe we could have pizza?” Hee! The perfect capper, too bad ME isn't as clever as you.
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