After eighteen years, I have returned to perhaps the most insane of all my Buffyverse stories - and, considering that my other stories including Dojo Hard and I Am the Walrus, that’s pretty insane. It dates from before I adopted my present custom of using US English for fics based on US shows, games, and movies, and UK English only for British ( Read more... )

Here are the first fruits of my labour over this five-day period away from work. It’s another chapter of “Savage Beauty”. Down on the funny a little, I think; there is a surprising amount of plot forcing its way in. Rating still probably just about scraping PG-13. 2,625 words ( Read more... )

It’s been a month since the last update of “Savage Beauty”, as I’ve been concentrating on “Angel of the Morning”, but here is another chapter at last. Rating PG-13. I think. 4,390 words ( Read more... )

The last time I posted a chapter of “Savage Beauty” was on April 29th. Sorry about the long delay, but I was in a quandary. The plot was getting in the way of the funny. Hope you’re okay with my eventual decision on that point. Not a long chapter, but I promise that the next chapter isn’t too far away.

( Savage Beauty Chapter Nine )

Here's another chapter of 'Savage Beauty', the strangest AU of all time. You probably all know the score by now; Spike is a Jivaro Indian from the Brazilian rain forest, Buffy is the Prime Minister of Iceland, Oz plays with ‘Polar Bears Ate My Walrus’, and Drusilla wears very revealing clothes.

Previous parts HERE.

( Savage Beauty Chapter Eight )

Here's another chapter of 'Savage Beauty', the strangest AU of all time. Previous parts HERE.

I'm going to get some artwork for it from the watchersdiaries art-a-thon. Squee ( Read more... )

Well, here it is at last. The next part of "Savage Beauty". I think you all know the amazingly stupid summary by now. Previous parts HERE

( Savage Beauty Chapter Six )

And “Savage Beauty” continues once more.

Summary: AU, everybody’s human, no vampires. Buffy is the Prime Minister of Iceland. Spike is a Jivaro head-hunter in the Brazilian rain-forest. Can they get together?

( Savage Beauty Part 5 )

It's been a really dreadful day at work, but that's Real Life for you. This isn't. Yet more of the weirdest BtVS all-human AU of all time. “Buffy is the Prime Minister of Iceland. Spike is a Jivaro head-hunter in the Brazilian rain-forest. Can they get together?"

It's the Ambassadors' Ball, and things are beginning to move ...

( Savage Beauty Part 4 )

Here is the next instalment of the story with the silliest summary of all time. “All human AU. Buffy is the Prime Minister of Iceland. Spike is a Jivaro head-hunter in the Brazilian rain-forest. Can they get together?"

Not a lot happens in this chapter, but I'm setting things up for a big scene next time. The cast are assembling ...

( Savage Beauty Part 3 )