Let it be known I hereby declare that I demand the following things from life:

* Health
* Happiness
* Prosperity
* Knowledge
* Love
* Excitement
* Peace
* Longevity
* Compassion
* More back rubs from my sweetie

"Why is the music in porn so bad?" Dev asked, nibbling on his lover's ear ( Read more... )

Dev looked down at the sand before dropping onto his towel with a giggle. "I heart you. Did you write that ( Read more... )

"It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.""God, that line creeps me out so much," Dev said, snuggling closer to Tom as they watched the movie. "Unless I start thinking of it as something out of a porno, you know? Then it just sounds kinky and kind of funny, especially when you think about what guys use lotion for. And the ( Read more... )

"I'm dying of thirst," Dev said, walking into the condo and dramatically collapsing face first onto the sofa ( Read more... )

Dev's roommate walks into the kitchen and stops short when he sees the other man standing there naked. "Um, Dev? Where are your clothes ( Read more... )

Dev stretches lazily and wraps a leg around Dean. "That was an awesome homecoming," he murmurs ( Read more... )

"Honey, could you get some more ice?" Dev's mom asked, handing her son the ice bucket ( Read more... )

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"Oh my god. That was incredible. Thank you ( Read more... )