for the Jews out there

[spazerrific]

A conversation about pesach goys (including why sarcasm doesn't work over AIM) - Tony is only beginning to learn to speak Jew

Comments

[debka_notion]

If that doesn't work out for you, if you want, as long as you give me your address, I can sell your chametz for you through the rabbi here who handles our chametz sale. It sounds like you have things worked out (and yes, explaining the whole legal-fiction-as-religious-tool thing is always funky), but if not, you can just let me know.

[spazerrific]

thanks for the offer, but I think I'm all set. There are just times when I forget I'm not surrounded by Jews or people who know enough that I don't have to explain it.

[konigin_hunden]

I am smart. I just make all my goyum friends dinner and get rid of the pasta stuck in the house. its much more fun. plus they get free food

[spazerrific]

this would work if I didn't buy mac and cheese and bread mix in bulk :-p

[konigin_hunden]

hehe you act like i dont. i just generally eat as much as i can before and then invite like 5 male friends over for dinner and feed them the rest. it works like a charm. each of them usually eats a single box of pasta

[theshrewd]

Bwahahahaha.
I knew I was good for something.