for the Jews out there

[spazerrific]

A conversation about pesach goys (including why sarcasm doesn't work over AIM) - Tony is only beginning to learn to speak Jew...

Me (7:10:15 PM): would you be my pesach goy?
Me (7:11:07 PM): it doesn't take much
Tony (7:11:49 PM): whats pesach?
Me (7:11:54 PM): passover
Tony (7:12:13 PM): you need a passover non jew?
Me (7:12:17 PM): yeah
Me (7:12:19 PM): here's the thing
Me (7:12:42 PM): I'm supposed to rid the house of any and all trace of kometz(leavened food)
Me (7:12:52 PM): but... that's wasteful
Me (7:13:14 PM): so if you could "buy" my kometz for the week, and then I'll "buy" it back at the end of the holiday
Tony (7:13:33 PM): ????
Me (7:13:53 PM): give me a dollar on the 8th and I'll give it back after pesach is over
Tony (7:14:31 PM): so do you need to move it here?
Me (7:14:35 PM): no
Me (7:14:52 PM): it's kinda like how you keep beer in my fridge
Tony (7:15:25 PM): i feel used
Me (7:15:31 PM): okay, I can ask someone else
Me (7:15:40 PM): no worries
Tony (7:16:00 PM): ill give you a dollar
Me (7:16:13 PM): I don't want to make you feel used
Tony (7:16:56 PM): i was being facesious
Me (7:17:04 PM): ah
Me (7:17:04 PM): hehe
Me (7:17:07 PM): thanks
Tony (7:18:15 PM): but having a person in order to "satisfy" the requirement is sorta silly to me LOL
Me (7:18:28 PM): yeah... but sooooooooooooo much easier
Tony (7:23:05 PM): yeah, still funny to me
Me (7:23:13 PM): :::shrugs:::
Me (7:23:16 PM): tis how I do things
Tony (7:24:02 PM): fair enough

Oh, there are times I really miss Brandeis....

~Spaz