I've been mourning the loss of my pc for about 6 weeks or so. All the porn Jazzy has been downloading finally caught up with it. Cunt ( Read more... )

Paranoid, cynical, agressively defensive. Safety mechanisms, yeah?

I get a feeling that I'm wasting a solid amount of my time, love and vaginal suppleness.

Quite disheartening.

A 7 yr old starved to death. A toddler having a heart attack. A government department overlooked and run by cunts with hearts made of concrete and brains consisting of rusted hurricane wire. There's little solace in a rant written in a blog no-one reads.

Photoshoot, photoshop, delete, delete, delete, channel mixer!, delete, delete....fuckit.

On with the anonymous buttsex!

I thought I saw the word "quixotic" in a randoms journal entry. A double-take proved fruitless ( Read more... )

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!Ahh dear *wipes tear from eye*. Probably the least respected, shonkiest photographer in Sydney. Heard a story about him today where he was booked all day for a wedding. Showed up at the brides house to get pre-wedding shots with 3 assistants/photographers and stayed for 30 minutes, then ( Read more... )

My conch piercing is infected and smells like shit. Literally smells like my ear is oozing a particularly rancid fecal sauce. I find myself playing with it and bringing my stench-addled digits to my nose to have a sniff.

In brighter news! My bi-lo sugar daddy is defunct. I don't like having to ask Monkeyboy to do simple things....I don't like having ( Read more... )

You know when you finally realise that the only person suffering from your stubborness is yourself? The maddening shroud has been lifted and I can now see the blatently obvious....Everything's going to remain the same. I have to evacuate the warzone before I get dragged in deeper. Send the choppers at tax cheque time, I'll be ready then ( Read more... )

Got home at 5 this morn from an inebriated adventure, leapt gazelle-like to the shower n was 5 minutes into it with an eyeload of shampoo in my face when the screaming begins....Oh, it was A Very Trashy Simpson Domestic. One of those repetitive things that just begins to seem incredibly ridiculous n a little sad the 70th time that month you're ( Read more... )

It's not a good idea to "tailor" your luvvahs trousers, no matter how repulsive they happen to be.