Ear Poo
My conch piercing is infected and smells like shit. Literally smells like my ear is oozing a particularly rancid fecal sauce. I find myself playing with it and bringing my stench-addled digits to my nose to have a sniff.
In brighter news! My bi-lo sugar daddy is defunct. I don't like having to ask Monkeyboy to do simple things....I don't like having to bring up money issues....This isn't new and fun anymore, and I don't like it.