once upon a time, tired

[sparrow_lately]

I was speaking German and I'm really tired and I managed "Ich hab deine" and then my brain shorted out and what came out was "freudin gefickt."

Or, "I fucked your girlfriend."

(Aber leider war sic nicht so gut wie deine mutter!)

(I almost made the subject matter my second favorite insult, which is "mein vater braucht viagra um diene mutter zu ficken

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[tabaqui]

Ack!
I hope not, like...in the middle of a job interview?
*pet pet pet*

[sparrow_lately]

Nope, just talking to a friend of a friend, who sort of took a moment to process what I'd said before the only other German speaker in the room cracked up so hard he almost fell off his chair.

It was kind of a long night. :P

[tabaqui]

*giggles*

:)

[prufrock_26]

This makes me feel about a hundred times better about the three-hour German exam I'm heading to at this very moment.

[sparrow_lately]

Viel Glück!!

[prufrock_26]

Danke! I learned today that I have the ability to write a coherent essay in German while in the middle of a panic attack. Clearly, the lesson we can all take away from this is that if I ever get sent back to the 1940s, I'll make a wonderful spy for the Allies.

[sparrow_lately]

I confess myself enormously impressed!