once upon a time, tired

[sparrow_lately]

I was speaking German and I'm really tired and I managed "Ich hab deine" and then my brain shorted out and what came out was "freudin gefickt."

Or, "I fucked your girlfriend."

(Aber leider war sic nicht so gut wie deine mutter!)

(I almost made the subject matter my second favorite insult, which is "mein vater braucht viagra um diene mutter zu ficken," but I didn't want to offend any random German speakers who came upon it.)