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[BEHOLD: a GREAT adventurer, carried around on a sofa pretty much miraculously supported by two very lazy mules. Our Illustrious Leader (here present) has clearly been handling a map held dutifully upside down and now he's pointing ridiculously!]

Ahooooooooy! Loyal minions! Random Followers! Token animaaaals! Childreeeeeeeen!

Daddy sees a

Comments

[heliolatrous]

[ THIS IS THE WORST WAGON EVER ]

There's no way this is going to work.

[heliolatrous]

Well...no. But I bet he can't even read the map!

[heldourfate]

Reading a map's not that hard! I'm sure he can do it!

[heliolatrous]

He's just following rainbows!

[heldourfate]

But he's got the map and compass with him!

[heliolatrous]

Obviously, he's not using them.

[heldourfate]

Maybe he is when nobody's looking?

[heliolatrous]

He's not that smart.

[heldourfate]

He just... does things differently! There's nothing wrong with that. [Even if it did get them lost fifty-three times...]

[heliolatrous]

Obviously, there is something wrong with that.

[heldourfate]

You just need to give him a chance! [Pause.] Um, another chance.

[heliolatrous]

I may live forever, but my patience isn't infinite.

[heldourfate]

Live forever...?

[heliolatrous]

I'm God.

[ He's bragging, he's just a god. ]

[heldourfate]

God? Really?

[ In her experience, gods are always evil :( ]

[heliolatrous]

I wouldn't lie about that. I can't.

[ ...well, Apollo isn't the nicest god around. ]