I think that we have an evil spirit living in our house.

Apr 19, 2007 10:00

Just two nights ago, as I was getting home from the Doctors office I was facing the closet putting my jacket away when I felt the blessed touch of a large boob brush against my back. I should have know that it was a mystical trap but I let my guard down for the briefest of moments in expectation of some sweet, sweet, welcome home loving. The ( Read more... )

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LMAO wyshadara April 19 2007, 16:25:48 UTC
Hey! I know that succubus!

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trey April 19 2007, 23:12:47 UTC
That wasn't a succubus of evil. That was sweet, sweet karma for all the times you've done that shit to other people. =)

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annawick April 20 2007, 01:32:14 UTC
thank you, tre. I like "sweet, sweet karma" much better than "succubus of evil"

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spar30 April 20 2007, 11:50:22 UTC
Statements like these make me glad that I was there when you tried to give your butt hole a twin, in the attack of the killer couch incident. While the damage may not have been perminent, glad I am that you farted in harmony for several months.

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trey April 20 2007, 15:33:06 UTC
Who expects a sword to be sitting point up in the cushions of a couch? Fucking weird-ass dude.

And let's not forgot the time you tried to show off to a bunch of people at a party that you could take a stun-gun hit and keep going, until someone ruined your plan by taking the almost-dead batteries out and putting brand new batteries in. If I remember correctly, it burned a hole in your jeans and left you on the floor for 15 minutes or so. =)

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evolardnek July 23 2007, 17:13:15 UTC

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