Just two nights ago, as I was getting home from the Doctors office I was facing the closet putting my jacket away when I felt the blessed touch of a large boob brush against my back. I should have know that it was a mystical trap but I let my guard down for the briefest of moments in expectation of some sweet, sweet, welcome home loving. The
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And let's not forgot the time you tried to show off to a bunch of people at a party that you could take a stun-gun hit and keep going, until someone ruined your plan by taking the almost-dead batteries out and putting brand new batteries in. If I remember correctly, it burned a hole in your jeans and left you on the floor for 15 minutes or so. =)
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