I thought I was as messed up and socially maladjusted as Dr. J could ever possibly dream. I thought I was so far over the edge I had found another ledge and tipped right over that one too.

I thought wrong.

Oh God, my eyes.

( Filtered to Duo, Unhackable )

Since Zechs is too busy being a mopey wuss, Treize is a prick anyway, Quatre and Trowa are off being gay, and Duo's just insane, I think I'm the only Gundam pilot actually doing anything about this Sparta madness ( Read more... )

I have obtained many friends for Mr. Buttons.

...I will obtain more.

I have met some formidable opponents on the internet.

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I'm not gay. Especially not for Moron. The next person who says so will find a bomb under their bed.

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I need to take Midori for a walk, and Mr. Buttons has made a full recovery after Mr. Saxon ripped his head off.

Mr. Saxon, if you do that again, when you find a beard wife I will blow it her up ( Read more... )

My comrades are all idiots.

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Except Wufei. Wufei's okay.

The rest of you are idiots and make Mr. Buttons cry.

I have successfully escaped captivity.

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I must obtain a weapon.

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WHERE IS MR. BUTTONS.

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~bursts into tears~

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the height issue may present a problem.

( readable only to the Gundam pilots and Noin )