Watchmen Kink Meme 4: The Fab, Fantastic Four
Rules of the meme:
1. Anonymously post a pairing and prompt you would like to see written. Since this is a kink meme, there is supposted to be a kink involved, but normal well-written prompts should work just as well.
2. Anonymous will respond to your post and write it for you! Art and such is also acceptable/awesome. Multiple people may respond to ( Read more... )
1. Anonymously post a pairing and prompt you would like to see written. Since this is a kink meme, there is supposted to be a kink involved, but normal well-written prompts should work just as well.
2. Anonymous will respond to your post and write it for you! Art and such is also acceptable/awesome. Multiple people may respond to ( Read more... )
It might be Walter's dick, but it sure feels like it's hers right now, Laurie thinks ( ... )
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"Yeah, well, it's not just me, babe," she says. "I mean, you know I love you, I love sex, and we've done a lot of crazy things. But this body has its own ideas and I'm pretty sure they're not mine."
"Wh-what?"
"There's such a thing as conditioning," she says. "You know. Like Pavlov's dog. Bell rings, dog salivates. Only by 'salivate' I mean 'get a hard-on,' and by 'bell' I mean ..." She pokes her foot against Dan's ass.
He blinks. "But you ... um, aren't you kind of, umm, hot for me anyway?"
"Not like this. I mean, yes, of course. But it's different things, triggering it. I usually get turned on watching you take off your costume, not put it on. And there's a certain thing you do when you're drinking coffee, the way you lick your lips, and your hands on the coffee mug, and when have I ever been into you drinking coffee before ( ... )
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"Hi," Laurie says, flopping down into the armchair. "Where's Dan?"
"Went out. Said something about supplies for owlship upgrades."
"Hmm. Have a good workout?"
Walter just glares at her. Laurie's glare isn't quite up to his usual standards, but still extremely serviceable. Laurie grins back at him. It's still weird, seeing her own face from the outside. "What crawled up your ass?" she asks, pleasantly.
"Fatigued," he says, his monotone transposed into alto. "Headache. Difficulty concentrating. Possibly your body is defective."
She narrows her eyes. "When's the last time you had a smoke?"
"Filthy addiction," he mutters. "Destroyed pipe. Flushed tobacco supply."
"YOU --" Laurie takes a deep breath, bites her tongue. "Ok. You owe me about twenty-five dollars. But come upstairs, I have a secret stash."
"No."
"Do you want to feel like shit for the next month?"
He blanches. "Month?""I've tried to quit three ( ... )
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Aside from the obvious omghawtness, Laurie-as-Rorschach's discussion with Dan after his slip was wonderfully lulzy and poignant. Also, this line:
"Hey," she says, as gently as she can with Rorschach's voice. "Hey, you're ok. Shhh. It's ok."
made me very glad I'm already sitting down. *whimper*...
If your muse sees fit to continue this and resolve the issue with Dan (with mixed-up bodies or in their own), I would happily offer firstborns, cookies, and/or blood sacrifices. Just sayin'. :3
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I mean i can understand Laurie. What would YOU do if you were in Rorschach´s Body? Hey sounds after a good prompt: What would you do if you were in *insertname here of the Watchmencharacter* Body trapped? Thumps up for maybe OT3ness
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Holy shit, anon. XD This is fucking fantastic. This is really what I was thinking of way back when someone suggested bodyswap porn (I think I wrote the first part of that thread, but fucked if I really remember) and gah. You should totally continue this. You are obviously the man for the job. XD
Seriously, you need to at least do all the porny permutations. I don't care how they got this way either, but Laurie totally needs to fuck Dan and there needs to be pegging and there's a whole blackboard of kinky math, here.
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Laurie/Walter cuddling with Dan(with comforters in between) is so cuuute! And them respecting Walter's privacy never ceases to make me d'aww.
Hnnng, the sex, especially Laurie getting Walter(herself) off afterwords and her thinking about how weird(good)her own body feels was...hnng. And Laurie wanting to fuck Dan was just too good. Can't their be an AU where they DO do it?? D:
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Hot as fuck. Need moar like burning.
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LOVELY. Now, please consider a sequel with Dan.
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Anon, you must be some kind of bodyswap deity.
i loved Laurie enjoying her own body, as it were *waggles eyebrows* Not being out-an-out bi (though she could be) but just being so comfortable with herself that she's enjoying the opportunities presented, and the contrast between that and Walter's self-hatred is beautiful.
And the hair-braiding! i would love the chance to check out the back of my own head :D
But my favouritest part was Dan and Laurie cuddling in bed, and these lines:
"Mm," he says. "That feels so good, Ror- "
They both freeze.
"Okay..." Laurie says carefully.
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...and awww, in the GN, Laurie's "I knew it!" when they was watching the news reveals that she thought that Walter was some kind of pervert, when really, he's repressed like woah, and I've always that Laurie could grow really protective of Walter if she only got to know him, it's obvious from the way Laurie treats her mother that she could be very brash and very tender.
lol, captcha says "issues dwarfism", and the ink spots looked like this; O_o
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