Watchmen Kink Meme 3. Weeeeeeee.
Rules of the meme:
1. Anonymously post a pairing and prompt you would like to see written. Since this is a kink meme, there is supposted to be a kink involved, but normal well-written prompts should work just as well.
2. Anonymous will respond to your post and write it for you! Art and such is also acceptable/awesome. Multiple people may respond to ( Read more... )
I think Laurie would rock Walter's fit bod and wear his ugliness as smokin' hot 1940s ruggedness. And Walter would make Laurie into the modest blushing sex-averse girl she's never ever been; each of them would suddenly become embodiments of classic gender stereotypes. They'd feel great annoyance at the situation of course, and a shared determination to set it right and pulverize the responsible party...but they'd also end up each fighting the feeling that this development feels oddly comfortable.
There also needs to be a lot of sexy experimentation. And Laurie trying out all different types of creative peeing, because you totally would
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This is so getting done tomorrow.
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Shit, this would be So Fucking Hot. I'm picturing Laurie wearing Rorschach's body like a hustler without even meaning to, full of this prowling, boyish (unspeakably Comedian-esque) charm, while Rorschach becomes this shy, feral, kind of nymph-like girl. Kind of that virginal ass-kicker thing, like how Artemis was always bringing the hammer down on guys who tried to marry her, rape her, spy on her naked.
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Also, Comedian-esque husler. *guffaws* But you are so right! Laurie is totally one of those chicks that watched the 007 movies in the 60's and was totally like "I could do that."
Oh god, I just got the mental picture of her, in Walter & a sexy sexy suit, sliding up to Dan & calling him Ms. Moneypenny, complete with the smarmy flirting & everything.
Seriously though, she would turn his ass into James Dean.
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Him being like " ... " *SHOCKandHORROR* stutters things about whores, perversion & violation.
Laurie gets a feral, oh my god you are really so innocent, grin. "Your right I can see how that would be little awkward. I'll do it for you!" And jumps him, then just kinda steamrolls him into the bedroom chattering away to keep him off balance.
"Trust me, it's my body. This is the only thing that works." ... "Don't worry about it. It's really not an inconvenience. I am used to doing it after all."
Then she proceeds to blow his mind with the multi-orgasmic prowess that, really, who but her would better know how to achieve ( ... )
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"Rorschach?"
"Not exactly."
And the voice is off, too. It's the same set of vocal cords, but the inflection and the lack of gravel is more like... "Laurie?"
"Wow, you're good." He (she?) stands up and stretches, and Dan's mouth goes dry. Rorschach doesn't seem to realize that he's... beautiful, in a fit, light, human switchblade sort of way. Laurie seems like she does. "It took us longer to realize what had happened, and we're the one's it's happened to."
"Wait, so there's..."
"My body with Rorschach in it hiding in your bedroom? Yeah. He's taking it a lot harder than I am."
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This is a very tasty bit of exactly the stuff I was looking for, thank you <3
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"Oh lay off, how ominous could it be? It's not like he'll kill himself. My body's not his to kill."
"I suppose. I still wonder if I should check on him."
"Whatever you think. So Dan ... Pale Horse?"
"...Ummm, I got it in college? Look have you heard anything at all?"
"Not since I got out of the shower. He hasn't made a peep. Relax Dan, He'll be fine." *snickers*
"Laurie? What?
"At least he will be ...until he figures out he's now on the rag!" *snort*
"Oh god! Laurie! He'll kill you!"
"Oh he will do no such thing. He'll suck it up and cope, just like every other *snerk* woman does. Though I suppose I should pick up a few things for him. He'll be needing them soon enough."
Dan pinches the bridge of his nose and sighs.
"I'll tell you what. You go pick up what ever he's going to need and I will talk him off the ledge after you explain to him that he's going to have to use it."
*Laurie collapses in a fit of giggles*
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Daniel. At last!
He throws off the covers, ignoring the twinge in his midsection. On his way to the door, though, he hesitates. He can't be seen like this, not with nothing but a bathrobe covering...this! He feels exposed, and clumsy, and just plain wrong.
But Daniel is still his partner, one he's trusted to have his back more times than he can count. He's the only one Rorschach can trust now.
The knock comes again and this time Daniel's voice has an edge panic in it. He hurries to the door, not trusting the voice that will come out of him, takes a deep breath, and opens it.
Dan looks down at Laurie (Rorschach!), his eyes taking in the bathrobe that's revealing just a bit of cleavage, the tangled hair tied back with dear god, is that one of his ties? and the panic-stricken eyes and goes from vague arousal to guilt-ridden concern in a fraction of a second.
"Are you all right?"
"Do I look all right??" Rorschach's growl loses much of its impact when filtered ( ... )
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That's very good of him not to cut Laurie's hair too, I totally thought of that :D
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