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Watchmen Kink Meme 3. Weeeeeeee.

Sep 09, 2009 09:39

Rules of the meme:

1. Anonymously post a pairing and prompt you would like to see written. Since this is a kink meme, there is supposted to be a kink involved, but normal well-written prompts should work just as well.

2. Anonymous will respond to your post and write it for you! Art and such is also acceptable/awesome. Multiple people may respond to ( Read more... )

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Walter/Laurie bodyswap anonymous November 15 2009, 08:47:26 UTC

Preferably with Dan involved somehow, either as witness or participant, but he should be nearly dead from lust either way.

I think Laurie would rock Walter's fit bod and wear his ugliness as smokin' hot 1940s ruggedness. And Walter would make Laurie into the modest blushing sex-averse girl she's never ever been; each of them would suddenly become embodiments of classic gender stereotypes. They'd feel great annoyance at the situation of course, and a shared determination to set it right and pulverize the responsible party...but they'd also end up each fighting the feeling that this development feels oddly comfortable.

There also needs to be a lot of sexy experimentation. And Laurie trying out all different types of creative peeing, because you totally would

AUTOFELLATIO =o anonymous November 17 2009, 06:35:12 UTC

Dude. Dude. Rorschach is fucking gymnast. Laurie has no shame. Why does a dog lick his balls, grasshopper? XD

Re: AUTOFELLATIO =o anonymous November 17 2009, 22:45:53 UTC

Because Laurie hasn't managed to get in on the action in the Werewolf threads yet?

Also yes, you subtle request has been noted. And fapped over.

Thaaatss Riiiight. Just a bit closer. anonymous November 17 2009, 22:52:11 UTC

Yes, nibble my precious. That's right. It's nice here, We have ficcie. You like ficcie, don't you.

Really though, Awesome.

I am waiting for laurie to come down on him like the wrath of god that not only is her body clean, it is in fact SELF CLEANING at the moment!

Re: nibbling at the bait anonymous November 17 2009, 23:17:25 UTC

Ahaha poor miserable Rorschach :D

I'll nibble! Or, Fudge Ripple Should Really Be Eaten With A Spoon anonymous November 18 2009, 02:52:02 UTC

(holy shit, captcha says 'Laurie jibing'. I must obey!!!)

He flumps his aching, top-heavy, disgustingly female body down onto the couch, spies the tub of fudge ripple ice cream they've brought for him, and goes to dig into it. With his bare hands.

"Hey, hey! At least lemme get you a spoon!" Dan calls from the door to the hallway. "And he thinks he's unsanitary now," he mutters, walking off.

He hasn't seen her, HIM, Rorschach, until Laurie pipes up and the voice startles him enough to look up ( ... )

Re: I'll nibble! Or, Fudge Ripple Should Really Be Eaten With A Spoon anonymous November 18 2009, 05:26:59 UTC

Hahaha, oh Laurie.

Re: I'll nibble! Or, Fudge Ripple Should Really Be Eaten With A Spoon anonymous November 18 2009, 06:08:31 UTC

Surprise? *looks around*

Surpriiiise?!?!? *bounces*

...

...

SURPRISE!?!?!?!?!?

...

*twiches*

Oh god! Your going to tell us, right? Right! *squeak*

Shopping! anonymous November 17 2009, 20:23:23 UTC

Laurie finally managed to pull her shit together and put on Rorschach's shoes (and Dan's socks).

Wow. There huge! ? ... No His feet are just small. *snort*

"...Well there's one myth disproved."Glad she managed to get her belt away from him while Rorschach was too busy freaking out to argue (about that), she flips it and slides out the fifth key on the left side ( ... )

Shopping! pt. 2 anonymous November 17 2009, 22:01:02 UTC

Plan made, Laure unzips the bag and runs her fingers over the hideous brown dress ...and smirks. It's godawful. It truly is. It's one of those shapeless burlap bag looking things, with the big practical pockets, that comes from a specialty store. The kind that sells uniforms. It would have to really. No one would buy it otherwise.
http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/1433/PreviewComp/SuperStock_1433R-948234.jpg
But she supposed such things made the hoity-toity housefraus of Park Avenue feel better about the fit hard-working little maids running around under their husbands noses.
She had certainly never gotten a second glance while wearing it.

Rorschach will die of shock when he finds out that I even own such a thing. I can just hear it now

"}Much more appropriate Ms. Jupiter{"

The sound of it shocks her and she glances around to make sure no one heard her.

God! That Voice! I can't believe a sound I made ( ... )

Shopping! pt. 3 ...for the LULZ anonymous November 17 2009, 22:03:00 UTC

Giving the hostess a half grin she asked if it was ready yet ( ... )

Re: Shopping! pt. 3 ...for the LULZ anonymous November 17 2009, 22:26:34 UTC

I'd hit that. SO HARD.

Re: Shopping! pt. 3 ...for the LULZ anonymous November 17 2009, 23:51:09 UTC

Mooooaaaarr. MOOOOAAAAAR!!!

captcha says "riots quintet" Four riots if there isn't more!!! >:O

Re: Shopping! pt. 3 ...for the LULZ anonymous November 17 2009, 23:56:03 UTC

omg... the image of Walter flirting with someone is just. just. XD Nicely done!

although I have to add: m-i-n-u-t-e. A minuet is a piece of music. :)

Re: Shopping! pt. 3 ...for the LULZ anonymous November 18 2009, 00:21:37 UTC

Pfftahahaha that is great. Laurie flirting in Rorschach's body, for shame, Laurie, for shame. lol'd at the leather jacket.

another nibble at the bait anonymous November 18 2009, 00:58:22 UTC

Life, in its way, goes on. Rorschach changes his pads with a fastidiousness that Dan hasn't seen in years, and Laurie... Well, Laurie seems to going on a joyride and he can't really blame her. After years of not being taken seriously and being told to smile pretty, she's wearing Rorschach. No one fucking tells him to smile, and with Laurie dressing him and animating him, he's... well. Dan isn't quite sure he's going to survive this ( ... )

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