Cable and Deadpool Kink Meme

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Hosting another kink!meme, this one based on the Cable and Deadpool comic. The main pairing is Cable/Deadpool obviously, but in the interest of fair play I shall allow any characters/pairings based on the comic series. Rules are  as follows:

1. Anonymously post a pairing and prompt you would like to see written. Since this is a kink meme, there

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[anonymous]

After Providence and Rumekistan somehow turn to crap, Cable ends up staying with Wade and laying low for a while. This involves lots of distracting himself from his woes by pouncing on Wade. So basically instead of Nate giving Wade direction in life, he ends up losing his own and 'sinking to Wade's level' as it were, or at the very least embracing his lifestyle of aimless tv-watching and take-out eating. But with more sex. Bonus points for Nate bordering on mental breakdown.

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[anonymous]

(I am not the best ficcer in the world nor am sure if this would be even what you had in mind, but I figured I ought to give it a shot.Wade had actually always been regretful about being kicked out of Providence. As much as he bitched about things being too goody goody and boring, he had liked it there. People weren't SCARED of him-wary, sure, but not scared. He had a nice, clean place with everything he could possibly want provided for him and, truthfully, he liked some of the communal social gatherings, especially if it meant lots of food. He even enjoyed some of the outside film showings, especially the one time he sneaked episodes of “Maude” on

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[anonymous]

It was neat to just hang out with Nate, though. Wade didn't take jobs just in case Nate needed him (ahem, not that anyone called either), and spent days as he usually did, in underwear and on the couch. Only difference to this routine was that Nate was beside him (sadly, in track pants), and Wade usually kept his mask on, (as much out of habit as it was the facial deformity was more embarrassing than the bodily

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[anonymous]

“What should we order in tonight?” Wade asked, laying on his awesomely clean bathroom floor. This turned into his new habit when he found the couch too boring, back flat on the BLUE tile and legs propped over the tub (which had turned out to be WHITE!). “I'm thinkinnnnnnn' uhh . . . Koreannnnn.” He arched his head back to peer upside down through the small hallway to the bit of couch he could see that Nate lounged in as he clicked through channels

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[anonymous]

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH. MORE PLEASE, MORE.

NATE DEALS WITH HIS FRUSTRATION LIKE MY MOTHER DOES - CLEANING.

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[anonymous]

...Wade looked like bubblegum Satan had chewed and stuck under a table

Now that's a metaphor for the ages.

This is cute! Blue tiles and all. Nate being a domestic is so adorable. I could practically hear him.. "We never go out anymore! Why don't you take me anywhere? All we do is stay at home!"

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[storm_dragoness]

Obsessive cleaning is the best way to deal with frustrations and it the place cleaner too. xD

I am patiently awaiting more!

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[anonymous]

Nate didn't have to look so smug when the next day in the apartment Wade wasn't wearing his mask

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[anonymous]

(Oops, ignore that last scene break line, IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE THERE.)The mutant blinked away the cloud of pained tears, grin hidden behind his hand that would have given him away as he snatched out and grabbed Wade, spinning him about and pulling an arm behind him that was at one of those infuriating angles between Not Broken and Just About To Break. It was rather painful and very uncomfortable, and Wade let his displeasure show as he roared unhappily, flailing his free arm in hopes a blow would land on Nate. “Ah, c'mon, it was a mistake!” he yelled pitifully-no, angrily. “No fair to break a limb out of petty vengeance!” He still didn't let go, and he thought he heard him chuckle. Seriously, what a dick! “You're so above this, Nate, Savior and stuff! Saviors don't do this, Nate, Jesus didn't break Judas' arm after he kissed him, c'mon

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[anonymous]

Gosh, darnnit, ANON MEMES CONFUSE ME!!!!!!

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[anonymous]

Wade didn't sleep so much. He didn't know if he just wasn't a big sleeper or it had something to do with the healing factor. After all, sleep was something to heal and to keep minds from going insane, and Wade was constantly healing and, let's all be honest here, a bit insane, so sleep was a useless thing for him, and perhaps his body knew it. Sometimes he would force himself to sleep just to feel normal, but at other times he was struck with such heavy and unexpected drowsiness that he would fall asleep without realising it. One of these times came randomly early one night. So early that even senior citizens would have been amazed. It was somewhere around 8PM as he was watching Law and Order with Nate when he had passed out, and somewhere around 1AM he snorted awake, feeling a little stiff and sore but oddly warm and comfortable

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[anonymous]

All his plans dissolved as Nate settled down in the couch, slouching into a comfortable position like some giant feline curling up to sleep, arm tugging Wade absently in. Okay, fine, he'd stay. Way to be convincing and not even realise how conniving you are, Nate. Wade copied him, burrowing back into the cushions and against Nate's bulk, getting settled in. Only problem was, Nate was practically asleep and Wade was wide awake and would be so for hours, if not a couple days. And the channel just went to an infomercial not nearly as entertaining as the Snuggie (because Wade had no gold to sell, dammit), and the remote was alllll the way over therrrrrre on the other side of Nate. He opened his mouth to ask Nate to hand him it, but was interrupted by a sudden loud snore that emanated from the large man. The urge to shove Nate aside returned just so he could get the remote, but he convinced himself not to be so mean. Pouting, he stared moodily at the screen, humming songs to himself to pass the time as he leaned against Nate's warm

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[anonymous]

Loving this! BUT OH THE SUSPENSE! WILL THEY SMOOCH OR WON'T THEY?

I really like the role-reversal, too. :D

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[anonymous]

AUTHOR:
NEVER, THAT'S GAY!!!!

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[anonymous]

OP:
Dude, you are cracking me up XD
And this fic is so much better than anything I'd anticipated.

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[anonymous]

lol I always strive to be the funny lady.