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Cable and Deadpool Kink Meme

Mar 20, 2009 21:03

Hosting another kink!meme, this one based on the Cable and Deadpool comic. The main pairing is Cable/Deadpool obviously, but in the interest of fair play I shall allow any characters/pairings based on the comic series. Rules are as follows:

1. Anonymously post a pairing and prompt you would like to see written. Since this is a kink meme, there ( Read more... )

kink meme, cable/deadpool

Comments 3795

anonymous March 21 2009, 01:28:26 UTC

To start it off, I'd like some Pretty Wade/Cable. Basically, for some reason, Deadpool becomes normal looking, so immediately seduces Nate.

An Honest Man anonymous March 25 2009, 00:32:22 UTC

An Honest Man ( ... )

....I really can't believe THIS was my first two part comment fic. anonymous March 25 2009, 00:34:19 UTC

...continued from above ( ... )

Re: ....I really can't believe THIS was my first two part comment fic. anonymous March 25 2009, 20:34:35 UTC

I love you.

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anonymous March 21 2009, 01:41:57 UTC

Threesome. Pick whoever you want for the third. Deadpool as the bottom with both.

anonymous May 17 2009, 20:17:01 UTC

Want this! Particularly if the third person is Nate's clone, Stryfe.

anonymous May 18 2009, 19:57:45 UTC

Seconded so hard. My undying, eternal love to the person made of pure awesome that writes this.

anonymous May 23 2009, 01:27:00 UTC

Oh wow that's hot. I third this.

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anonymous March 21 2009, 13:19:51 UTC

Time Travel fic!
Nate meets a younger Wade, who has yet to become Deadpool.

samaritan [1/?] anonymous May 6 2009, 13:09:40 UTC

[younger!wade's headtalk reads like a wannabe Alan Moore.]

0.1

Bodysliding during battle, Nate noted, as he fell helplessly through the whirling timestream, was almost always an incredibly stupid idea. A little disruption, in the wrong place at the wrong time, tended often to be too tricky with technology from his adoptive time.

Since the Fantastic Four had been part of the battle in question in Manhattan, he didn't doubt that it would only be a matter of time before someone bothered to sift through time to get him out - at the very least, Wade would-

I.

The headaches and the growing nervelessness in the tips of his fingers were getting worse, and the twelve pills he took a day weren't much help. Wade was losing his edge, and the worst thing was, there was nothing the hell he could do ( ... )

samaritan [2/?] anonymous May 6 2009, 13:10:36 UTC

"You can barely stand," the mutant said, concerned, the rifle dropped to the ground and walking towards him. Wade didn't realize he had the wall to his back, both hands on his revolver, until the mutant held up both his hands, palms forward. "I'm not going to hurt you, Wade."

"The last time I fell for that was in grade school," Wade returned, a little too sharply. Funny thing, that. He wasn't often afraid. 'Nessa would beg to differ, but what did she know about running away from the opposition?

"Believe me, Wade."

He wasn't firing. Wade told himself this was because bullets obviously had no effect on the mutant, but he wasn't even trying. Just let the mutant walk all the way up to him, gently push down his gun. Wade flinched as the man pressed his metallic palm against his forehead.

"You have a fever," the mutant said, and he seemed almost upset. "And your eyes. These." A finger pressed against the blood clots growing on his lips before he could pull away. "The cancer. Wade, you're... you're still human"And you know ( ... )

samaritan [3/?] anonymous May 6 2009, 13:11:22 UTC

"Can't be very far in the future," Wade said, though he did open his box of food. The way he picked through it with the chopsticks betrayed a lack of appetite that stemmed more from the drugs than from Nate's presence. "If you still had time to know me ( ... )

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spam_monster March 21 2009, 19:44:14 UTC

Alright, I'm gonna say it: TENTACLE SEX.

(Maybe after Wade tells Nate he sort of liked it, Nate figures out a way to make his techno-organic arm sprout tentacles? Or just a more detailed version of what happened in the comic.)

spam_monster April 29 2009, 01:06:14 UTC

/coq/ loves you ( ... )

spam_monster May 3 2009, 13:10:57 UTC

"Oooh. Shiny! Put it in me!" is officially my favorite line of the week.

Gah, I need more of this...

spam_monster May 3 2009, 20:58:20 UTC

You know, I didn't even like tentacle porn before this fandom, but now....

omg hawt

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spam_monster March 21 2009, 19:48:12 UTC

Cable using his psychic powers on Deadpool during sex to hold him down/grope him/suspend them in mid-air/whatever else you can think of.

spam_monster June 4 2009, 23:08:58 UTC

“You are a cheater. A filthy, dirty, no-good, rotten cheater.”

“I have no idea what you’re talking about,” Cable purred contentedly as he watched the mercenary wriggle on the bed.

“You know. Of course you fucking know. So not only are you a - aaaahhhh - filthy, dirty, no-good, rotten cheater, you’re also a liar. I should - mmm - spank you, but you don’t - ohhh - deserve it.”

“I don’t know what I’m doing that’s so wrong.” As he spoke Cable let his thoughts take shape again, let them push and slide and press“Oh! Oohhh! That! That is what I’m talking about! You telepaths and your cheating with your telekinetic fuckery…” Deadpool arched into the penetration even as he berated it, though it would do him no good. This touch responded only to Cable’s mind, no matter how nicely Deadpool writhed against it. It was no effort at all to let the pressure increase, to make the mercenary feel full and fucked. It was easy to visualise the slide of a sex toy, or even his cock, inside the warmth of that channel ( ... )

spam_monster June 5 2009, 03:14:27 UTC

Oh God, so HOT. That last paragraph=GUH. Yep, Nate (and Wade) has it pretty good right now :D

spam_monster June 5 2009, 03:25:43 UTC

OP APPROOOVES.

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