Cable and Deadpool Kink Meme
Hosting another kink!meme, this one based on the Cable and Deadpool comic. The main pairing is Cable/Deadpool obviously, but in the interest of fair play I shall allow any characters/pairings based on the comic series. Rules are as follows:
1. Anonymously post a pairing and prompt you would like to see written. Since this is a kink meme, there ( Read more... )
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This is making me d'awwwww bigtime.
Moar please, anon!
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I am a very happy anon right now. Moar peese? <3 *bribes with candy*
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Wade with baby!Nate is just...yes. I want more of this please. :D LITTLE TO FINGERS. And bonus points to you, anon, for including Weasel and Blind Al. :D
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I look forward to more as well.
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*eyes fall out from the adorable*
Man, when Nate gets an idea, he sticks with it, even to reversed infanthood. Wade's gonna be a horrible father figure. XD
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I've been reduced to a "D'aaaawww"ing puddle now. Thanks.
Also, Blind Al FTW!
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Parenting seemed to involve a lot of milk formula temperature testing, random changes of clothes, one-sided entertainment and additional expenses, which was why Wade left everything to his minions and tried his best to take care of the last bit. Besides, as crabby as Al was, underneath all her increased grumble volume about Wade’s idiot ideas, deep down there seemed to be a small fragment of a maternal instinct. Which was a good thing, Wade had to admit, otherwise Baby Nate would likely have been fed on old cornflakes and cow’s milk.
Unfortunately, although this tiny fragment of a maternal instinct seemed to be good for changing diapers, preparing milk formulas and getting Baby Nate dressed in cheap K-mart baby shirts, it was also equally good at making sure that Wade was involved as much as possible, outside of jobs.
Trying to change the channel while cradling a baby while trying to feed it without choking it to death with the bottle meant a lot of inventive toe yoga. Especially since Baby Nate had somehow clued in that the ( ... )
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I love the way Wade can't help but succumb before Nate's adorableness! ♥ I bet he won't be able to help spoiling Nate rotten XD
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This is so freaking cute and wonderful XD I can't wait to see what happens when Nate changes back.
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Okay, now that my brains are unscrambled from the OMG LEETLE TO FINGERS! WADE IN DADDY MODE IS THE MOST ADORABLENESS THING EVER I"M GONNA GO OVER HERE AND DIE HAPPY NOW, OK?
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So far the biggest problem Wade had with the Baby Issue (now reinvented with capitalization as it was an Issue) was that Baby Nate had learned that with some judiciously applied telekinesis, it could change the channel.
Or rather, it could stop the television from changing channels.
It could also, in depressingly rapid progression, crawl out from the laundry basket it had been deposited in the night before, make it over to the coffee table, switch on the television, and amp up the volume. At six thirty in the fucking morning. And then, if that wasn’t all, be asleep in a boneless baby sprawl over the TV guide and the newspaper when Wade woke up murderous and sleep-deprived ( ... )
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In the end they had flown Al and Weasel over to Providence as well, for the re-aging process. Forge appeared to have modified the teleporter tank substantially, making it now a jumble of weirdly shaped spotlights and wires (technology was not Wade’s strong point).
Baby Nate had somehow managed to fall asleep in transit, and was still asleep, despite the room being crowded with Interested Parties. When he was placed on in the tank, however, Baby Nate woke up instantly, blinking. “Da’?”
“This won’t hurt you a bit,” Wade said in what he hoped was a soothing tone, “Or if it does, there’ll be one pretty dead intuitive engineer behind me in a couple of minutes.” When had he become protective? When? It had to be the TO fingers. Or seeing Tony Stark being bounced up and down on an increasingly abused lawn ( ... )
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