I'd headdesk right now, but that would only result in an awkward neck cracking as I have no desk, only my laptop on my lap.

Today was one of those days where I wish I could meet my life, so I could give it a swift kick in the ass. Or the nads. Depending on my life's gender.
   Woke up feeling like chewed up, spat out and trampled on crap, but ( Read more... )

   Because there's no better way to get over test anxiety than walking out of a building to see two guys from our student government wrapped in an American flag, belting out "America the Beautiful" at the top of their lungs ( Read more... )

( School makes me horribly sad, sometimes )

Weird dreams freak me out. Especially when they interfere with my waking up. o.O Dog people... I must have eaten something bad. And, strangely, I woke up with sore arms and blood on my face. D: Not on anything else, just my face. Which is really odd, since I was sleeping face down. >_____ ( Read more... )

I was just reading an article, and it quoted some 15 year old girl talking about how she was pleased with the growth of a certain literary character, and how that character has finally become self-actualized ( Read more... )

   I do not know how to conjugate this verb (not Zerstörn, that's easy; Zerstört.)

These other words. I do not know how to conjugate them. I would know how to conjugate them normally, like normal people talk. But no, you have to bring past tense into it. Perfekt, as it's called. D: Dangit, German! You were so simple before you brought this ( Read more... )

WHERE THE HELL IS MY MATHBOOK?

I do not understand! I SWEAR I JUST SAW THE LITTLE BASTARD.
This is why I do not clean my room. Because when I do, and I put shit away, I forget where away is!

...that, and my cat promptly kicks litter all over my newly cleaned floor. Seriously, cat, I don't understand how you go kitty litter over there. I really don't.

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