As of this post, the LJ will die. But fear not! For it shall rise again and start a new life!

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So long, and thanks for all the fish.

This past year, Bose (the company I work for) has introduced "personal incentives" for the employees working in the stores. Basically, these "personal incentives" are commissions that one can earn if one sells several large box items (i.e. a home theater system and a TV). The following paragraphs are from a post that I wrote and placed on an online ( Read more... )

My Fellow Americans,

At this time, I would like to present you with a progress report on the War in Iraq.

Please feel free to marvel at the United States' ability to solve conflict quickly and with few losses.

As you can see, the War in Iraq was won quickly and in the months since "Mission Accomplished", there have been few, if any, skirmishes that ( Read more... )

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My first year at Columbia, I took a class called "Development and Pre-Production" and one of our first assignments was to sit next to our fridge for an hour and write while we are there. I sat in front of my fridge for about 20 minutes.  We could write anything we wanted, so this is what I wrote. I'm putting this here because I have nothing better ( Read more... )

The phenomenon that any two material particles, or bodies, if free to move, will be accelerated toward each other.

What a hell of a semester that was... if any of you crazy buggers actually read this, that is all the explanation, you're getting for why I didn't update for so long. I'm sure you'll live.

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Boy did I have you fooled. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.

Moving on...

So I guess it's in style now to care about Terri Schiavo and whether or not she has her feeding tube re-inserted. I'm so behind the times when in comes to what I'm supposed to care about. I'm still worried about all those people who were caught in that little...what do you call it... TSUNAMI.

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