Hey guys, thanks for coming up. That was very cool and Noah is an awesome kid. Bob, I hope you liked Buffalo despite our obvious retardation (an all America city)!? - I'll bring a Go set to PA this summer, maybe we can fit in a whole game... although it may get pretty crazy there. Anyway - thanks for everything, Keri's party was great. Beth, Mike ( Read more... )

I am:
-14%
Republican."The Marxists are too reactionary for you. With people like you around, America collectively thanks God for John Ashcroft."

Are You A Republican?

-14 is far too high a percentage, I'm insulted.

My friend asked my a probably facetious question, what would I do with a million dollars. It was 3AM but I was nevertheless instantly inspired ( Read more... )

I recently responded to a post, apparently inappropriately. I figured I'd rant about it on my own journal rather than argue with someone I don't know on their page. I didn't mean to offend anyone. Let me know if there is a major problem with my logic ( Read more... )

Hello everyone ( Read more... )

Meme Rules ( Read more... )

The dumbest thing I've ever heard anyone say ever, was while I was riding to work in the back of Animal's SUV. She said, "When we went into Iraq, everybody was like, great we got Iraq, now gas will be cheaper but look at the price now." WHILE DRIVING AN SUV! Can anyone top that or have I found the winner of the golden FUCKTARD award?

hmm. So I am now recovering. I got up Thursday and went to work. Kerilea dropped me off. Then I got into a car with a real live fucktard. Yup that's right. So the fucktard turns left from the middle lane of an intersection, made unbearably busy by the building of the massive exurbs or mcmansions, or whatever you want to call the current white-out ( Read more... )

So, I just turned 29 and for the first time in my life, my birthday was celebrated at work. They bought me a carrot cake piece at lunch, with a little candle on it! Isn't that cute! Yeah for me! They like me! They really... Wait a minute, people that like me make me nervoius. I don't want people to like me, people are largely ignorant babboons ( Read more... )

Possible Survivor
You scored 77% health, 68% psychology, 68% survival, and 54% organization.

You are truly a force to be reckoned with. Zombies beware. Unfortunately, you lack the ability to organize defences and plan for the future. With luck, you'll run into someone a little more inspired than yourself. Do what you're told, and you might make ( Read more... )