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boop

Goodbye, placenta

Not As Sweet As Should Be ( Read more... )

Tim Michael Bumpus's Aliases

Your movie star name: Pizza Bugs

Your fashion designer name is Tim Winchester

Your socialite name is Tim My House

Your fly girl / guy name is T Bum

Your detective name is None Dumbnellon

Your barfly name is German Chocolate Cake Rum

Your soap opera name is Michael 136 Ct

Your rock star name is Chocolate The ( Read more... )

confused

The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of ( Read more... )

So here i go again, I am now going to work at Aamco transmissions. I am going to R&R transmissions all day and somehow I am kinda fine with that. I am getting $2 more an hour and what's even better is that i can tell you on any given monday-friday that I will be at work from 8-5. No more of this waiting till friday to find out what i work on sunday ( Read more... )

I want Charity
La lala La

'cuz I love Charity
La lala La

Gimme some Charity
La lala La

(ok big finish)

*really quickly*
'cuz I love Charity

Laaa Laaa Laaa LAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
(fading out)
Power to the cheese otter.

Working
Circle I Limbo

One Chicken Nugget
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

The makers of high blood pressure
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

General asshats
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Motorcycle engine swaps
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Telemarketers
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

NAMBLA Members
Circle VII Burning ( Read more... )