i ain't gonna work on maggie's farm no more.

[soundczech]

It is 11:15pm. It is 31°c. Like some kind of elaborate joke, the weather keeps going up and down up and down and we keep hoping that it has decided to settle at a nice 21°c for a few days and then BAM HAHAHAHA FRY, MOTHERFUCKERS

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[altricial]

"When am I supposed to go to the goddamn Post Office."

I KNOW. I ALWAYS ASK THIS AND PEOPLE JUST SMILE AT ME CONDESCENDINGLY WITHOUT OFFERING ANY ANSWERS OR SUGGESTIONS. MEANWHILE I KEEP GETTING WARNING NOTES FROM THE PO TO COLLECT MY GODDAMN PARCELS.

[soundczech]

I SAID IT TO SOMEONE AT WORK THE OTHER DAY AND THEY WERE LIKE, "THERE'S A POST OFFICE ON BAY ST??" BUT THAT DOESN'T HELP ME OUT, MOTHERFUCKER, BECAUSE MY PARCELS WON'T EVER BE AT BAY ST. Also my intercom at home is broken so on the off chance that someone was here when they came to deliver it we wouldn't know anyway.

WHY SMILE CONDESCENDINGLY, THESE ARE PRACTICAL CONCERNS.

[altricial]

I FEEL LIKE THEY KNOW SOME SECRET SYSTEM IN WHICH NORMAL PEOPLE GET TO POS IN TIME AND THEY THINK I'M IN ON THE SECRET AND AM JUST WHINING FOR THE SAKE OF IT BUT NO I AM SERIOUS.

[soundczech]

I KNOW, SAME SAME SAME. LIKE WHEN THEY FIRST STARTED WORKING THEIR BOSS PULLED THEM ASIDE AND TOLD THEM WHERE THE TIME TURNER MACHINE WAS SO THEY CAN ACTUALLY GET SOME PERSONAL SHIT DONE, BUT OUR BOSSES WERE BUSY THAT DAY AND EVERYONE HAS FORGOTTEN TO TELL US

[thawrecka]

I am a random creepy person who saw this on friendsfriends, but if you have time on your lunchbreak you can go into a close-to-your-work post office and ask if they can send any and all parcels waiting for you at your local post office to that post office so you can actually pick them up. I did it once.

[soundczech]

Ooh, I should try that. Except I don't drive so if they're heavy I have to lug them back on public transport... I feel I should have somebody who does this kind of thing for me.

[thawrecka]

I once carried a package from the post office and five cardboard boxes home on the train, wishing the whole time that I had minions.

[samenashi]

LOOK AT THIS GIANT BOX I HAD TO CARRY HOME FROM THE POST OFFICE ONCE:

[samenashi]

i just read a fic where jin breaks up with kame and goes to america, and IT'S ANNOUNCED THAT HE'S LEAVING THE GROUP and later on in the fic kame finds out that jin broke up with him because of jin's illness. JIN HAD BRAIN CANCER. WHAT THE FUCK. tears of horror literally streamed down my face. i couldn't even bring myself to read the goddamn epilogue.

the weather is disgusting and depressing. korea sent me a picture of jimmy mackey's car. i love her endlessly.

[darlita]

so happy

can't believe i randomly saw jimmy

[darlita]

ps:

sam: they should call the unit CRAPIST.
sam: here's CRAPIST coming to you with their first single, BEATIN' DOWN YO HO.
fitz: FUCKA:SLFDK:LKAD:GLSFKDG:LK:AFLKDS:LFKD:LK:LDSKFDGHFK:LFKDS:LFKDGBBKV:LSDKF
fitz: THE PV FEATURES KAME SLAPPING CRATERFACE WHILE LOOKING STERN
sam: fuck
fitz: IT'S A ~LOVE STORY~
sam: "we're not allowed to have real girls so i have to dress up as one," shingo says. "it's okay, i'm used to it."
fitz: SFG:LKAS:LDGKL:KDA:SLKDS:LFK:LFSAKD:LSFK:GLKADGS:LKFDG:LK:LKSDG:LFK
fitz: "i think it's because you're too ugly to be a girl," he'll tell kame seriously.
sam: "are you serious?" kame asks incredulously. "i'm the RAPIST,"
fitz: kame will blink rapidly, his face tight, and later he'll cry alone in his room.
sam: bawling
sam: "we're adding a new member to the unit," johnny says. "meet CREEPYFACE." jimmy mackey walks out, dressed in a jacket with one long, silver sleeve. "hey RAPIST, CRATER."

[darlita]

fitz: kame begins to have nightmares about a huge, naked arm waving at him from the darkness.
sam: i just started laughing helplessly
sam: it's announced that jimmy will be writing all the lyrics except for their solo songs
sam: "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?" someone screams at kame, waving his attempt at a solo in front of his eyes. "'sweet sweet love, i hold you in the night', what the hell, kamenashi? why are you such a woman? write something tough, something like what jimmy has come up with. i beat her down, blood on the floor, wet on the bottom of my shoes."

[procreational]

I heard about the weather. I don't know if I want to be jealous or what, it's like 5 degrees Celsius in New York...

What do you do? On the one hand it's really good, but on the other I never realised how totally I do not comprehend normal human life. crying. This is such a hilarious line. :\ Sorry. Um, on the weekends? Can you go to the post office on the weekends? People never really send me things, so these questions never plague me.

[soundczech]

Jealous. Trust me, 5 degrees C is far preferable to 30+ in the middle of the night. At least when it's cold you can huddle under fifty blankets. In the heat there's just nothing. Plus our air con is broken, so inside our apartment was actually like 39 degrees even at 1am.

The Post Office isn't open on the weekend in Australia! Nothing remotely official or necessary is. Are Post Offices open on weekends in the US? THIS IS BULLSHIT.

[samenashi]

post offices are open on weekends dude

[soundczech]

Really?? The one on Errol St isn't. Which is the one I need... Life.

[darlita]

But you're Kame, not Jin.

[soundczech]

Crying. If only I shared Kame's overdeveloped sense of drive and ambition.