I saw this episode of South Park, I’m not sure if I’m alone here but I doubt it, lol. Well, I decided to talk a little bit about my thoughts because of an article I read:

But was continually - and graphically - having Spielberg and Lucas violently rape Indiana Jones too far? “He’s gonna do it right there!” shouts a cartoon Spielberg in one scene, ( Read more... )

Well, I finally saw the U.S. version of The Eye and I have to say, it was one hundred and fifty percent better than I thought it was going to be! I was all geared up to hate the film like I do with every other remake of an Asian horror film, but I was pleasantly surprised by this one! WARNING: HUGE SPOILERS BELOW!!!!

First of all, with very few ( Read more... )

I can’t believe that Stephanie Meyer is actually being called The New J.K. Rowling - it blows my mind fragile little mind.

If you don’t know who Stephanie Meyer, she’s the 30-something author of the absolutely horrible, over-romantic, over-dramatic Buffy/Charmed/Interview with a Vampire rip-off piece of crap known as the insanely popular Twilight ( Read more... )

Okay, do yourself a favor and don’t ever rent Incredible Creatures That Defy Evolution. While he animals were interesting, which was the point of me watching this piece of crap, I find it hard to believe that in a universe so expansive and diverse that some higher being chose to construct a solitary planet to populate with living organisms. Is God ( Read more... )

Awhile ago I did a product review on a sample of sensitive toothpaste from Biotene, and as promised, I’ve used it steadily since then and it’s time to do my full review of the product.


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Ohh, this is neat - I’m checking out envelope printing from Envelope Printing Online. They’ve got a decent selection, a bit on the small side for an online printer, and the prices are pretty good for anyone who - like me - doesn’t live anywhere near a Kinkos but could still use a service like this. Overall it’s a nifty site, my only complaint is ( Read more... )

Has anyone heard of The Mist by Stephen King? Apparently it’s a newbie in the thriller movie market, though I don’t know how long it’s been around as a book - forever, I know that, lol. I’d heard about the book when I was a kid ( I think? ) so I’d say it’s at least 1981 or before. It’s one of the many Stephen King novels I’ve never read, the reason ( Read more... )

I’m about to say something odd, so please stay with me for a moment. Not all of my teeth are sensitive. In fact, I’m not sure if I qualify as having sensitive teeth because I only have a few that are, in fact if cold water touches them I can turn my own brain power into lightening and shoot it out of my fingertips. But most of my teeth are fine, ( Read more... )

Again? Really? Come on, we all knew about The Eye’s remake, because I’ve been vocal as have many other horror purists, and I think we can safely bet that Jessica Alba is the wrongest person ever to walk a mile in these shoes, and let’s be honest about how ‘fabulous’ that remake of One Missed Call is going to be next year, but I had no idea how bad ( Read more... )

I’ve decided I hate name dropping films. No matter how much I love the subject of a film, or a television show, their shark jump is almost always a trip back in time, or for period films/shows, being set in the past, because this leaves the path clear for period name dropping.

If you’re not familiar with period name dropping, it’s when anything set ( Read more... )