171 -- [MISTLETOE | ACCIDENTAL AUDIO]

[soul_on_light]

--oh Taiyounomaru, no. No, no, no--

Come on, babe, don't you want that amazingly good lookin' boyfriend of yours to caress your tender, but battle hardened flesh?

I-I--!

Imagine how good he'd be with his hands, or better yet his--

Do not finish that sentence!

Don't tell me you don't think of that~ I'm sure that he's pretty fluid like water

Comments

[pidonus]

... All the things you wanted to say but couldn't...

[soul_on_light]

I do not think of these things!

[pidonus]

Dear, you're trying to lie to the girl with the power to read your desires.

Please tell me you don't seriously think that'll work.

[soul_on_light]

My only desire is to protect my friends and family...!

[badluckbabe]

Give it up plants she's almost a eunuch.

And you're so much better? When was the last time you were touched?

Shut up and drink your tea.

[soul_on_light]

Maybe we can get her to really let go!

Please do stop... This is really unnecessary, you know.

Will you indulge in carnal desires?

... ugh. I hate mistletoe.

[badluckbabe]

Well...it's not like the idea is a bad one...I'm just not going to go out of my way to entertain them. You on the other hand have a perfectly good boyfriend.

Now she's on our side!

[soul_on_light]

I do, it's just... ah, feelings are confusing. that, and well, I really don't think we're ready to do... you know.

Then stop making them confusing and do something about them!

Do you want to be blasted into smithereens?

... No.

Then shut up.

[xtrnlmonologue]

If you're this easy to tweek, Agent Hikari-Kyoyama, then you still have much to learn. Psychological warfare is just as important to defend against as any assault I can throw at you!

You know, she's your subordinate, you could totally make a move on her.

You see? I've been hearing this all day!

And your balls are bluer than an Aligator's in Antarctica!

So cruel...

[soul_on_light]

W-Well, um, in battle, I've learned to not pay attention to the enemy's jeers, but I--

I AM TAKEN, STUPID MISTLETOE.

Nothing wrong with doing it with him!

One moment, sir. [ There is the sound of rustling before a loud shriek of pain from the mistletoe. ]

...why would balls be blue, sir?

[xtrnlmonologue]

And yet, they're getting to you here. The enemy you can see and engage is the least threatening.

...

And it's a figure of speeech.

It means he ain't getting any. Hey, honey, you wanna change that?

[soul_on_light]

Well... hey. You've taught me valuable things, sir, so if you think I have more to learn, then I'm up for it!

Oh. Okay.

I'm going to have to politely decline, mistletoe.