171 -- [MISTLETOE | ACCIDENTAL AUDIO]

[soul_on_light]

--oh Taiyounomaru, no. No, no, no--

Come on, babe, don't you want that amazingly good lookin' boyfriend of yours to caress your tender, but battle hardened flesh?

I-I--!

Imagine how good he'd be with his hands, or better yet his--

Do not finish that sentence!

Don't tell me you don't think of that~ I'm sure that he's pretty fluid like water

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[pidonus]

... All the things you wanted to say but couldn't...

[soul_on_light]

I do not think of these things!

[pidonus]

Dear, you're trying to lie to the girl with the power to read your desires.

Please tell me you don't seriously think that'll work.

[soul_on_light]

My only desire is to protect my friends and family...!

[pidonus]

And I'm Batman.

((TAKE OPENING Y/N?))

[soul_on_light]

... Spiderman?

[ Your fictional comic book heroes are foreign to her. ]

[pidonus]

... Dear, while you are a high-level shaman and warrior for justice and all that...

... You are also a seventeen-year-old human girl. And that means raging hormones. I should know, I can almost literally smell them.

You're trying to lie to someone who not only has studied the relevant developmental psychology and physiology, but literally has powers dedicated to sensing and manipulating people's sexual natures - something that runs deep enough in the brain for biological reasons as to be able to overwhelm pretty much all reason.

Unless you need me to pull out the photos from January as a reminder?

[soul_on_light]

[ Most of that went right over her head, but what she did pick up on was-- ]

Hormones can get angry?

[pidonus]

*Pidonus sighs.*

Not raging in that sense, Hoshi. I mean that at this age, the only human girls who don't have at least some sexual motivation are basically emotionless robots don't try that routine on me either or significantly hormonally imbalanced, and that lying about it may be less than entirely healthy.

And yes, this is humans I'm speaking of. One of the inherent advantages of being a Succubus is actually being able to be in control of such things more firmly.

[soul_on_light]

[ I know what a robot is! I'm in a family with a group of 'em. ]

Well, uh... I just don't want it to become a distraction since there's plenty of things we still have yet to do...

[pidonus]

That part is perfectly natural, normal, and healthy.

[Private]

[soul_on_light]

Yay?

[Private | Text]

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[pidonus]

So cute when you're flustered~

*She's totally grinning.*

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[soul_on_light]

That is not okay to say!

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[pidonus]

I'd never reveal your sizes to anyone else, don't worry about it!

Private

[soul_on_light]

You didn't have to say it at all!