OMG!!! EEEEWWWWW!!!

[soul_masque]

EDIT:  (sorry tried to put this after the cut, but I couldn't get past it)  OMG!  I was in his old office today and noticed that I could barely see the numbers on the phone because they were covered with black gunk!  EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!

So, I've been moving a lot of office at work.  Yes!  Not only am I the SysAdmin, but also the furniture

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[eibii]

Sadly, when any amount of trace human tissue gets piled up, the color is inevitable gray or black. Witness - dust. Or, those wonderful blackened strips of gunk you have to physically yank out of an old mouse's wheels, moreso if the mousepad is non-porous and hard. Ah, memories of having to go around in our clueless computer lab to explain why every single mouse wasn't working right anymore...

But, yeeeesh, he didn't clean that thing himself? Just, "Hi, have a nice manifest lump of my crudliness"? That takes a metric fuckton of skeeze, right there. I hope you had a paint scraper on hand. *shudder*

[soul_masque]

It came of with Windex and a little elbow grease.

As opposed to hand grime.

[eibii]

*rimshot*

[axejudge]

Some animals take dust baths, but humans supposedly have moved past the 3 water baths/lifetime stage.

I mean, really; that means he never washes his hands after using the bathroom, either.

Don't ever shake his hand. Ever. Yuck.

[soul_masque]

That was my thought. I don't think I'll ever get within 5' of him again. Must maintain a safe distance at all times.

I've seen some nasty looking mice from people's hand grime, but nothing ever like the spot he left on the desk.

[toshimasa]

You know, I just now managed to find your journal. I was going to ask a couple people for your journal but got so busy I forgot to! Glad it in Mandi's journal thouhg. :P

And if you were wondering, this is Sam.

[soul_masque]

Yes, I know who you are. I have a HAWT picture of you from NDK.