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Where: Deathbucks
Rating: G ♥
Time: August 5th
Description: Yuuri feels like a cookie! And a cookie he must have! So he toddles off to Deathbucks to get said cookie while pondering over his up and coming patrol duty o7

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Anachronism hoooooo! Yozak was looking more than spiffy in his new threads, with a steaming mocha latte clutched in his hands as he rifled through menus on his Shibusen communicator. He would have been downright unrecognizable if it wasn't for his casual lean against the wall and the private way that he made smiling conference with his device, because no matter how much of a spy Yozak was, he could never stray too far from himself.

"Ordering an extra for me, young man?" Yozak asked in that trilling sing-song, finding it apparently unnecessary to look up from the keypad that his fingers were busy with, even if he was directly addressing his king.

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"Most monsters like little boys too, you know." Yozak stared off into a vague direction, somewhere beyond Yuuri, somewhere that could be teeming with monsters RIGHT BEHIND YOU, YUURI. "Ahh, poor little majesty, what will he do if I'm not fit enough to protect him when a one-eyed, flesh-eating monster is leaping out from beneath his bed to suck out the marrow in his bones?" This was pantomimed with helpful claw hands and bared teeth. "A true Shin Makoku tragedy," he said mournfully.

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"EEeeeeeh?!" The few other customers in the room glanced over at Yuuri's loud exclaim. There was some part of his mind that knew that Yozak was just messing with him, the young Maou couldn't stop the sense of panic.

"You don't think that they have anything like that here?" Now he'll never be able to get in his bed again!

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"Every place has their creepy crawlies, young man," Yozak said as he wriggled his still-clawed figures at the poor little king. "But you don't have much to worry about, do you? You always know how to find Yozak when you need him." This was a good enough explanation for him; of COURSE there are terrible monsters lurking just beneath every shadow, Yuuri, but Yozak might be around when it happens! Don't you feel so lucky?

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The thought that this place might have creepy crawlies caused a shiver to race up along his spine. He always hated those types of things, and some part of him hoped that there really wasn't anything here. The shadows had been scary enough, let alone having to deal with spiders or worse.

"Aaa Yozak, you're just trying to scare me," Yuuri said with an awkward laugh. There weren't any creepy crawlies here, that was just ridiculous, right? Shaking his head, the young Maou peered back up at the spy as he smiled, "I know that with you and the others around, that I've got nothing to worry about."