EIGHTH BULLET // VIDEO

[wittyreplyhere]

[Dante looks extremely pleased with himself today. This is not a good sign. This first part is painfully public and completely unfiltered. And just when it looked like things would go well after Vergil's post.]You guys might remember my brother Vergil, he's the one who needed help with women a while back and had to resort to putting up those

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[pickinurpockets]

I hope you realize that if he's not, that means....ugh, I don't wanna think about it! She's my cousin!

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[wittyreplyhere]

[...okay now the image has come into his head. Brb erasing the image of picturing his brother naked. Even if there is no difference between him naked and Vergil naked. Yes that's a wall he just smacked his head against.]

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[pickinurpockets]

Do us both a favor, Dante, and never mention that again?

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[wittyreplyhere]

[Mumbling with his head against the wall.]

Deal.

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[lady_may_cry]

[What.the.fuck. Excuse her while she just stares with the strangest expression on her face.]

You can't really be serious.

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[wittyreplyhere]

I know, right? If I didn't see it myself I wouldn't have believed it either. Slipping them booze was the best thing I ever did.

[Video] /proceeds to insult my own muse

[lady_may_cry]

[Vergil drunk has to be the worst idea she's ever heard of. But more importantly:]

What kind of girl would you even sic on him? She's got to be the biggest idiot ever to go for someone like that.

[Video] sorry, kind have to here XD;;

[pickinurpockets]

Hey! Yuna is not an idiot!

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[sendthefallen]

[This is...bad. The only thing that gives her any hope that Vergil won't destroy something in their condo because of this is because it's...well...true this time. Still, to say that she's embarrassed is the understatement of the century, and yet she's having a hard time being too upset about it.

Except the last part.]

...Dante...

[Quietly. Because she'd not sure what to say right now.]

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[wittyreplyhere]

[Dante on the other hand is all smiles. He's ridiculously proud of his twin.]

I knew you'd be good for him. So thank you, honestly. I'd kiss you if it wouldn't make him jealous.

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[sendthefallen]

[That is...not at all the reply she was expecting. It's remarkably normal and devoid of innuendos and teasing.]

You're welcome...?

[This makes her curious and confused. How was she supposed to respond to that? Plus, for all the fighting the two brothers did, this made it seem like Dante really did want Vergil to be genuinely happy. She's more used to him constantly teasing and causing problems for him.]

Yes, I don't...think that would be a good idea.

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[wittyreplyhere]

Yeah, you're right. You'd think with the way he's always trying to steal my spotlight he wouldn't mind a little thing like that.

But he's new to this whole thing so go easy on him.

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[getyourgunson]

[Excuse Date and his fifteenth century mindset as he very slowly puts two and two together. Well, at least now he knows for sure that Yuna is most certainly 'Vergil's woman' I'm so sorry Yuna.]

...what's the point of putting this up?

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[wittyreplyhere]

[Rolls his eyes at his lack of reaction.]

Come on, it's totally a reason to celebrate. People need to know!

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[getyourgunson]

[Sort of linefaces.]

I don't see how this is relevant.

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[wittyreplyhere]

It is! He's become a whole lot nicer. You wouldn't believe what he used to be like.

[Suddenly a filter. He's only saying this because he trusts you and by no account will you ever mention this detail again. He's quieter and more sombre.]

If he's nicer... maybe things might go well for once. [As much as he enjoys crossing blades with Vergil, he still wishes that things between them were better.]

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[redpeacock]

[Hou. He'll raise an eyebrow at this news.]

A hearty congratulations to the new, "official" couple.

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[wittyreplyhere]

This is so awesome, right? [BFF do you see how happy he is?]

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[redpeacock]

Hm, it is.

[He's pretty happy... well, of course. He's mostly happy for his BFF. And this means that Vergil won't be that cold of a bastard... maybe. It is just a bittersweet emotion, though. He is reminded of the ties he had cut.]

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[wittyreplyhere]

[And then he's reminded of what happened between them.]

Maybe I shouldn't have brought it up.