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[cuzimtheprez]

[Hey there, Death City. You're looking mighty fine. Guess who's greeting you with his handsome, suave, no longer bruised up face? Oh yeah, you like that eye candy, don't you? Rufus looks pretty serious today. He's got some stuff on his mind.]I have three questions for you, Death City. Where can I find clothing appropriately suited to working at a

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[nolicenseyet]

It's a stove, you use it to cook food.

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[cuzimtheprez]

[The camera moves back to Rufus. He seems skeptical.]

How does that work?

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[nolicenseyet]

[The images shakes a little when Eve gets off the chair she had been perched on and moves to the kitchen. Once there she adjusts the device so that it was pointing at the stove in her own apartment.]

If you turn this... [She points at one of the nobs.] ...then flames come out, and you cook food over it.

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[cuzimtheprez]

[The image shifts to his own stove and Rufus reaching out to turn it on.]

Like this? Then what?

[kerorogunsou]

Isn't it...a stove, de arimasu?

[cuzimtheprez]

...What?

I know now that it's a stove. [But more importantly...] What was that last thing you said?

[kerorogunsou]

[You know, till you turn it on you can never be sure it's a stove. It could be an alien disguising itself waiting for the chance to invade!]

Kero?

You mean 'de arimasu'?

[cuzimtheprez]

[Hey, that's a good point. But he turned it on already and hasn't attacked yet...]

Yes. And what is "Kero"?

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[electro_phoenix]

Sir you are never allowed to touch the stove.

[Said very fast and panciked]

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[cuzimtheprez]

[Blink, blink. Reno seems rather alarmed. Rufus turns it off.]

It wouldn't be in here if it was unsafe.

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[electro_phoenix]

It's unsafe for you, sir.

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[cuzimtheprez]

[Well, Reno, now Rufus is positively baffled.]

Why is that?

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[misrecollect]

[Blink... Well. Just

going to avoid that stove one.] I think you can find the right clothing at the mall. You just have to dress nicely, right?

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[cuzimtheprez]

[It's for the best. You wouldn't want to be partly responsible for burning down a building, right? Rufus nods his head to her.]

I believe so, yes. Where is that, exactly? I haven't really been out much.

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[misrecollect]

It's near the school... [A pause and she taps a finger against her chin.] It shouldn't be hard to find, although what stores they have I'm not really sure. [She laughs weakly.] I haven't looked through it as much as I should have. Do you have somebody that can go with you, though?

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[cuzimtheprez]

I could probably convince Reno to go with me. [If he doesn't kill him using the stove tonight.]

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[notimeforpi]

[this face. forever.]

That's a stove.

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[cuzimtheprez]

{And what a handsome face it is.]

So I have been told.

[He shows him the pot on it that he showed Reno. It has some unpeeled and uncut veggies tossed in with a bunch of meat.]

I am trying to learn how to work it.

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[notimeforpi]

[he sees the unprepared veggies and meat in the pot, and it takes a out of him not to facepalm. his face is gonna be stuck like this forever because of you, Rufus.

in other words, you're doing it wrong, bro.]

I don't know why, but I feel inclined to tell you that your first attempt is most likely going to be unsuccessful.

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[cuzimtheprez]

[Rufus looks at the pot then back to Asch]

What am I doing wrong?