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[cuzimtheprez]

[Hey there, Death City. You're looking mighty fine. Guess who's greeting you with his handsome, suave, no longer bruised up face? Oh yeah, you like that eye candy, don't you? Rufus looks pretty serious today. He's got some stuff on his mind.]I have three questions for you, Death City. Where can I find clothing appropriately suited to working at a

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[notimeforpi]

[this face. forever.]

That's a stove.

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[cuzimtheprez]

{And what a handsome face it is.]

So I have been told.

[He shows him the pot on it that he showed Reno. It has some unpeeled and uncut veggies tossed in with a bunch of meat.]

I am trying to learn how to work it.

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[notimeforpi]

[he sees the unprepared veggies and meat in the pot, and it takes a out of him not to facepalm. his face is gonna be stuck like this forever because of you, Rufus.

in other words, you're doing it wrong, bro.]

I don't know why, but I feel inclined to tell you that your first attempt is most likely going to be unsuccessful.

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[cuzimtheprez]

[Rufus looks at the pot then back to Asch]

What am I doing wrong?

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[notimeforpi]

[what aren't you doing wrong.]

First, you need to peel and cut the vegetables, before throwing them in the pot. And have you cleaned that meat, too?

[oh man. this is totes reminding him of Natalia's cooking. so.... terrible...]

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[cuzimtheprez]

[What the hell is he talking about? Rufus blinks at him.]

How do you do that?

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[notimeforpi]

Are you serious.

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[cuzimtheprez]

[Dead serious face.]

Asch. Come help me.

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[notimeforpi]

[Asch... cannot even.]

So, you've... never cooked anything in your entire life.

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[cuzimtheprez]

Not once. I'd never even seen a stove until I came here.

[Don't make him reach for that burner...]

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[notimeforpi]

How the hell have you never seen a stove?

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[cuzimtheprez]

I'm not allowed in the kitchen.

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[notimeforpi]

Then why are you in the kitchen now?

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[cuzimtheprez]

Reno doesn't actually know that I'm in the kitchen now. It's my own kitchen, and I want to learn how to use it.

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[notimeforpi]

....Do you really want me to come over and teach you how to cook?

[he feels rather sympathetic. he doesn't want you to starve yet, after all.]

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[cuzimtheprez]

Yes.

[His tone is decisive but his expression hints that there might be more to it than that.]