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vvanquishing in soul_campaign

third ♒ (text)

Jan 28, 2011 00:26

[sometime after this network post, Eridan has a public service announcement to make.]

its come to my attention that theres a prissy miss fakenoble spreadin awwful rumors about me
thought id mention shes bein fuckin ridiculous about the wwhole matter and shes puttin out a wwildly exaggerated vversion of evvents
that bein said its painfully obvvious had ( Read more... )

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[Video] rabukidastrophe January 28 2011, 06:17:33 UTC

........Eri-tan.

wideo vvanquishing January 29 2011, 01:08:33 UTC

[he can't help an exasperated eye roll.]

Ki, don't wanna hear it. I took your advice and looked for people and it's got me fuckin' nowhere after all this time [like three days] and I'm startin' to think you were just leadin' me on there.

So fuckin' thanks for nothin'.

rabukidastrophe January 29 2011, 01:26:40 UTC

You hit her?

vvanquishing January 29 2011, 01:30:49 UTC

[uurghgh why is everyone so HUNG UP over this]

Yeah, after she slapped me first. Big fuckin' deal.

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[Video] justiceisdue January 28 2011, 06:51:58 UTC

[It took her probably twenty minutes to properly translate all that nonsense. Still, once she's done, she focuses on one thing.]

Weapons are not meant to be used for murder.

wideo vvanquishing January 29 2011, 01:15:04 UTC

Sounds like someone's thinkin' about this the absofuckinlutely wrong way. I've been gettin' along pretty damn well usin' my rifle for that so far, so don't try to tell me I'm not usin' it correctly.

[Video] justiceisdue January 29 2011, 01:32:54 UTC

[With the video, she realizes that he's a troll - obviously one of Karkat's team members.]

So far, yes. You may very well be an expert marksman, but that does not justify the act of murder. A warrior does not kill out of hate.

vvanquishing January 29 2011, 01:38:01 UTC

[conversely he notes that she is a... thing. he doesn't really care what that is right now -- he's got more important things to address here.]

Ohh, you've got the wrong idea about me. [a short laugh.] I'm not killin' outta hate, that'd just be fuckin' wasteful wouldn't it? I'm killin' more outta duty, or sometimes righteous vengeance.

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[not here] dungenessmaster January 28 2011, 07:47:37 UTC

[Karkat is just so... done with this whole drama right now. he doesn't know what went down while he was busy dragging Vriska out of the sewers and dealing with the aftermath, but at this point he's not even looking forward to yelling at you some more. it never sticks.

then, oh good, there's Kida. let someone else field your bullshit for once. Karkat's leaving to work off some of this anger.]

[Video] thisismyera January 28 2011, 07:55:40 UTC

Horns. [That is your name now, Eridan.]

...you got your ass kicked by a little girl?

[Yes, this is Black★Star mocking you. No, he did not read all of that. Skimming, okay? He caught "blah blah sore loser blah girl beat me up insert excuse here blah I'm so awesome but I wish I was as big as Black★Star blah blah and just why is he so much cooler than me?"]

wideo vvanquishing January 29 2011, 01:16:42 UTC

Bluehair. [HISS. we meet again.]

How the FUCK did you get that from all of that up there.

[Video] thisismyera January 29 2011, 19:36:31 UTC

[He raises an eyebrow, shortly before shoving a piece of paper into view of the communicator. It's a copy of his autograph - and where the hell does he keep those things, anyway?]

It's Black★Star! Don't worry, Horns, I'll send you an autograph so you remember! [Though how in the hell anybody could forget his name is beyond him. His autographs are mainly intended to inspire, appreciate in value and serve as a focus for divine worship. As well as cure disease and grant inherent Bigness by association.]

[But far more importantly, and that smirk is back:]

That's what happened, right? You got into a fight with a girl? [It's possible that trollface is just a whiner in general, didn't lose, but is pathetic nonetheless. Both posts point towards "fighting small children".]

vvanquishing January 29 2011, 20:57:08 UTC

Are you lookin' to have that stupid scrap a paper stuffed down your overactive trap? Get that shit away from me. [or, well, away from the communicator. whichever.]

For your fuckin' information, she got into a fight with me and I thoroughly schoolfed her just like I'm gonna do you, if you don't knock it off.

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[Video] thebadluckcat January 28 2011, 08:02:15 UTC

[Wow, this guy is a jerk. And possibly a psychopath. Armament? Oh, hello.]

You're after a gun? I'm a Weapon! Revolver. What's ya name? [No ulterior motive here, no, none at all.]

wideo vvanquishing January 29 2011, 01:20:15 UTC

[finally, someone who isn't a stone cold retard!]

Well that's more like it. [a little self-satisfied look. he made a Weapon come to him! he's ~magical~ ~scientific~] Eridan.

To be completely honest I'm more of a rifle expert here, but you'll do just fine I reckon.

[Video] thebadluckcat January 29 2011, 19:46:23 UTC

Right! Eridan. [In saying so, he rummages through his horribly unkempt desk and slides out a piece of paper, briefly writing something down. There's also a faint click before he looks back up.]

[Man, why do all the murderers like their rifles?]

Okay. You're not in the Watch by anychance are you? [He looks innocently curious. Maybe a bit too much so, even.]

vvanquishing January 29 2011, 20:58:19 UTC

The what? No. [what is all of this, this shit isn't important.]

What was that for?

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